Shireroth

As my first order of business as Baroness of Lunaris (no we did not make it rime on purpose) I declare a grand party to celebrate this grand new Barony!!!!PRTY!!!!!!!*tables of every food and candy imaginable appear and music begins to play*

*stone sits high on the building polishing his sniper rifle**someones about to double-dip in the punch bowl and finds the lader shot out of his hands**reloads and keeps whistling* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*the mosh pit from Goldshire and BAM spreads to Lunaris*

YAY PARTY!!*drinks some punch* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

See’s the party starting and walks up – catches something – or someone – out of the corner of my eye overhead on the building.~ah, probably just a cloud, or the light, or a bird ~ Goes on in to the party.

*shows up with ten bottles of Stella Artois. Trouble is, they all have those spiky tops, and he has no bottle-opener. So he follows the inevitable huge line of people who swear they last saw such-and-such with a bottle opener until he's asked every single person at the party for a bottle-opener. Eventually, just sits down and cries, while pathetically trying to open his beer on the edge of a table.*WHY IS MY LIFE SO HAAAARD??? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

*hands him a bottle-opener with a smile*Life can't be all bad when there is a party... Welcome to my Barony enjoy yourself here...

*top of bottle is shot off cleanly with no srapnal or making the bottle fall**reload* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*looks over at stone*Or that works two.....Have fun....Mita!!!*the large owl comes to Eriana she hands it a very large bottle of root beer*Take this to him*points to stone*

Stone... is... precise... O_O;glad he's in our army...

*drinks root beer and watches party through scope* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Yes..yes he is very precise.... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*drops bottle out of shock, which breaks on the ground*Godsdammit, now I have to work out how to use this thing!*waves bottle-opener furiously, then grips bottle between knees and begins the painstaking operation of man's most complicated invention* ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

*shakes head* poor poor Eoin...

Eoin....just let Stone help you....Yell at him or something. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*walks up, takes bottle from Eoin. Hands him an open bottle..*There...*open closed bottle and drinks it..* Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire

You took my beer!*throws proffered bottle to the ground, launches himself at Erik, clawed hands, cat-like facial expression*That cost me €1, you orange-squeezin' pikemonger!! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

*In Loapord form*Now now no fighting in my party...*shifting back in to regular takes a new beer opens it and hands it to him*

Geez...Eoin....touchy aren't you? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*shoots the b33r out of spite* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*Mita grabs gun*Stone stop it!!!!!*Mita returns gun**opens another Beer and hand it to himThere you go...

awww my rifle..... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*watches from a corner sipping punch*And the chaos continues......

*whistles to Stone and his gun- er... stick... behind his back*

yyeees? YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*walks in with crate of vodka and rum*Greetings, people of Lunaris!*sits in corner, takes off coat and starts drinking immediately, telling tales of times past...* --------------------------------Krasniy YastrebCitizen of ShirerothMicronational Soldier, Communist and all-round nutcase

*Turns in to a fawn* Oh boy....*walks over to Mr. Yastreb*Welcome.... Enjoy the party...Shhhh..*music quiets a bit**sit's down to listen to stories*

*winks at stone and tosses him another rifle**sits down like a little boy cross-legged*Tell us stories uncle Yastreb!!!!!! Edited by: Gman Russell at: 10/9/03 11:31 pm

*ignoring threat of imminent gunfight, swigs from a bottle of vodka and begins:*'Well, it was back in the forward-looking days of Noviykrazniystan, when I, the eager Defence Commissar, started to formulate my ideas for building a mighty Red Army. The ideas came quick as lightning I tell you, thick and fast...' --------------------------------Krasniy YastrebCitizen of ShirerothMicronational Soldier, Communist and all-round nutcase

Booooo capitalists!wait... im capitalist... lol