Shireroth

eh-hemAs I am the duke of Lothlaria I hearby decree that KIWIS ARE SACRED!! No one shall harm a Kiwi while in Lothlaria. Breaking this law is punishable by being flung into the middle of a Rugby Game without and protection gear. It's done and there's nothing you can do about it!

*A flock o' seagulls flies in and starts circling the Kiwi*oh, don't mean to be menacing these guys volunteered to help guard the KiwisAnd if they see anyone harm one, then they can pick 'em up and throw 'em into the Rugby game so you don't have to do any work!That okay? Duna-nuna-nuna-nuna Bird Maaaaaaaannnn!!!

But the poor rugby players!

the Rugby Players will be fun. They have gear to protect them. You should be worried about the people getting thrown into the rugby game.

But, but whatif they land on the rugby players? *pauses, listening to something* Oh, I see now. Thanks!

You're welcome

But...but... in rugby....there is no protective gear....

Oh yeah. I keep on forgetting that little fact.(Was thinking of lacrosse. oops)Well you know what? The person who harms the Kiwi will be thrown in a place where they won't hit any rugby players. The Rugby players can trample the accused.

*annexes Rugby players*

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh. Cool! Can I do that?

Nope, just me

And Me, The Irish Know All ZirandorethyThe Silver LightAustralian Leprechaun

Hassan is wise in all things.. Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...