Shireroth

Lothlarian troops, in ceremonial gear, prepare to march all over Jaris....

Have fun.... Gryphon Avocatio - Steward of Shireroth- Bard of Istvanistan - Anarch of Yardistan - High Priest of BO0O/\/\/\/\ism! - King of the Cool Short Sig! - Illuminati You've come to take control You can take my heartbeat But you can't break my soul We all shall be free Illuminati You'll never take control Your new world order Will lead to none at all We all stand before you as one Heaven is for everyone To be free from the dark -Gamma Ray, Induction

Do I sense an ancient rivalry? E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Hmm...I didn't think of that...hey...can I help? Gryphon Avocatio - Steward of Shireroth- Bard of Istvanistan - Anarch of Yardistan - High Priest of BO0O/\/\/\/\ism! - King of the Cool Short Sig! - Illuminati You've come to take control You can take my heartbeat But you can't break my soul We all shall be free Illuminati You'll never take control Your new world order Will lead to none at all We all stand before you as one Heaven is for everyone To be free from the dark -Gamma Ray, Induction

I want in too! Proeliator Amorus

*sees group of drow feasting on kiwi's (the bird, not fruit)*

Don't we have a law against that...Borse... Go tell them they can't do that... *Borse unsheaths sword and walks toward drow*Right... Stop it!.. No Eatin The Kiwi!... Move along... don't make me fine you! *points sword at drow*... Hey... I said move along....wo!.. HEy! ACK! Proeliator Amorus

*whatches from shadow and poor borse is torn to peices and fed to the animals**stone comes down**the drow run to him to salute**stone kills them all*ELF FOOLS!!!you all shall pay for assulting the DROW!!*tears off there heads and hearts, collects their blood*....and eats the remainign kiwi8disapears*

*Appears*"Right. Nucking futz. That's what I said."*Dissapears in small mushroom cloud*

*small group of Soldiors walk up to Stone*Err.. Sir.... We're gonna need to ask ya to stop. *random soldior looks at drow bodies.....and decides to try and hide the fact he has Elven blood in his viens*Hey.. err. guys.. maybe we ouught not to mess with him...*moves to the back of the group of humans....*What ya mean Alond?I mean... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!*begins to run away* Proeliator Amorus

*looks at partial elf with disdain**throws small rock**rock comes out other side of head**stone disappears*

That had to hurt...*Soldiors look at their friend on the ground with his brains spilled out on the ground*...Soldior:.... errr.. maybe he had a point... but.. we have a job.. come on.. GET 'IM!*soldiors attack Stone* Proeliator Amorus

*no soldiers survive, stone is unharmed*

Eating Kiwi?!? Thats it! We gotta restore order to this land!*Lothlarian troops charge into Jaris, in battle gear*

*Stone greets them with root b33r and a apology* Follow me!!! TAKE UP YOUR SPORKS!! AND FOLLOW ME TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Soldiers look confused*

i was....in a strate...im better now......sorry??? Follow me!!! TAKE UP YOUR SPORKS!! AND FOLLOW ME TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

righteo, well I betta get my troops out of there war uniforms then...

Do they have Peace Uniforms? Proeliator Amorus

A ceremonial uniform ;)

Close enough Proeliator Amorus

yupp, except its pointlessly fancy and stuff

But isn't that a requirement? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

Prolly, actually now i think about itI might need to consult the manuel

Can I have it when you are done? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

*burns manual**hands the kaiser a phamphlet*the unified army is a bit simplier in dress attire Follow me!!! TAKE UP YOUR SPORKS!! AND FOLLOW ME TO BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... cool... cool..We ought to design a uniform for the RS military.. something simply.. that if nice and functional... yet... spiffy... and could accually be made.. Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth