Shireroth

*wooosh, islamican paratroopers flood the thrown room, king beeb pops out of the helicopter*ah i was admiring your flag from my helichopter, i came down for a closer look

*has gunblade to leader of paratroopers throat*you can drop all weapons, my snipers are watching all of you, and i have people aiming at hilocopterBeeb ive warned you about violent introductions. If your men do not drop their gear im afraid we will get nasty. sorry about this, but the Fields is my home too. ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

I really ought to make a post warning dignitaries about such things..... *walks off talking to himself* Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

naw, make my job to easy ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

Suit yourself...gives you something to do...I guess... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

*WOOOSH**Appears in a burst of flame.*Beeb! Stone! WHAT THE PRH ARE YOU DOING?*Points at Beeb* You! dismiss the damn paratroopers. They'll find a hot meal waiting for them in the large yurt down the road.*Points at Stone* You! *Thinks a bit* Good work. Dismissed. Let him go, Stone.*Looks at Beeb* You rang? SCREW SIGS! EZCODE SUCKS!

*lets him go but stays ready to act* ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

*rambles in with a box of crackers*Good show... good show!..*rambles back out the door...* Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

who says the paratroopers were armed? tho un-armed paratroopers does seem kinda strange...cuz then they would be like normal parachuters or something...

one must always be safe! ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

ah i was just flying past with my paratroopers and thought i woudl compliment you on you flag!*planes lands, paratoopers get on board with their guns!*

*Kaiser on a flying Carpet whizes past the plane as it takes off* Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

*Flying Elephant washes planes windscreen as it flys past*

*Random cow flies past...* Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

*shoots down cow*YUM!!!!!! ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

*identifies many UFOs while leaving crazy town*

Damn.. now they are just IFOs... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

*Scrambles Beeb's sensors*NOW they're UFOs!:) SCREW SIGS! EZCODE SUCKS!

no, they're PIFOs. I Fall Into InfinityBurn Into CatastropheSmash Another Deity...lose another part of me...

P = Previously?

yes they are arnt they

Does that mean they go "PIF" rather than "PING" on radar? Solomirathius of DelvenusThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Shireroth)A Proud Citzen of Menelmacar

*has system error**crashes*..... ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Reboots Stone, and installs Linux* Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

*turns into a gray penguin*...the fuck? ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

Stone as Tux! Soo good!*Starts mass-producing stuffed Stone-Tux plushies to sell in Lothlaria; Copyrights the name TuxStone Pictures and makes a feature film out of the 'invasion', starring Mattlore Devious as King Beeb and Kaiseress Viviantia I as Kaiser Letifer I, co-starring Harvey the Blue as Stone Jackabar... and Gryphon the Pure as Eros Darkstar* Solomirathius of DelvenusThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Shireroth)A Proud Citzen of Menelmacar

*squaks around in avian fury*GAHHH!!!!*waddle*i am NOT A MARKITING TOOL!!!!!.....though i look snazzy in a tux....BUT I AM A SLATE GRAY PENGUIN WITH RED EYES!!!!!THIS IS NOT COOL!!!!*squak!* ACH!!!!!!!!!!!

Shh... you're getting royalties. Solomirathius of DelvenusThane of Jaris and the Kitanus Fields (Shireroth)A Proud Citzen of Menelmacar

Viviantia is dead.... Kaiser Letifer Alcadian H'Graa I of ShirerothI feel the blood flow through my veinsThe life force shines on me again Let the ritual begin- you will pay for your sins

who? ACH!!!!!!!!!!!