Shireroth

*tear rolls down cheek*Our paths will cross again my dear Rakesh. There is no doubt in my mind about that and remember my heart will always be yours. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*wimper*... you are indeed a worthy man... Thus I invite you to become a Baron within Brookshire. Soon I shall be creating a new Barony, and I need a baron, you are indeed an honorable man, worthy of my wife's heart... *bows and leaves* Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

My dear *friend* JadieAh marital bliss has come early for you it seems - this must be a good time as any to congratulate you and your new husband. In God's grace both you will grow together in love and compassion. I hope your benevolent reign shall bring Shireroth to an era no one can even imagine in their dreams.But my heart grieves, Jadie. I wish constantly that it was me and not him. What did I do wrong? What could I done differently, so that you would be in arms and not in his. Oh how my heart bleeds and eyes are like floodgates waiting to be opened.But I will be strong ever yet Jadie. In rememberance of you. In rememberance of *us*. Dull lovers' love cannot admit absence since their love is based on physicial intereaction. But Jadie, my good and kind friend our love is much refined and its continuity is assured in our hearts and minds. Our love will endure and what seems like a breach is nothing but an expansion. No matter where I am or where you are, our souls will be together as if a gold string constantly connects us. You are my sunshine Jadie, my all. I wish you the best, be happy. I will be here, waiting and watching until our paths will one-day cross and I will be yours and you will be mine.LONG LIVE THE KAISERESS!LONG LIVE THE KAISER!

Congrats Rakesh, you won Erik's respect... hard to do indeed.

*hoists rak on shoulder**hands him a 40 ounce r00t b33r and parades him around*HERE HERE FOR THE NEW BARON!!!! Friends help friends move. REAL friends help friends hide the bodies.......and there's ALOT of bodies.....

Congrats Rakesh on the barony and on the heart of Jadie.*wispered in his ear so no one elce can hear*I was rooting for you... Still am... Erick is a good leader but she needs love....

*gives Rakesh a good Soviet style knock-the-wind-outta-ya slap on the back*Kudos to you, comrade. Here's to your future...

Thank You my dear friends and comrades

*reads wishes*Ah, the future...*ponders and wanders off*

*adopts Solitary Poet and relates to philosophical nutcase**clears throat*The future is here, folks!

Okay..I'm sorry..you can't just "adopt" one of my citizens...it doesn't work that way!!!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

I guess not. Shucks again.

*a giant bird swoops down on Dork, grabbing him by the claws and carrying him away**calling after the bird* Don't stop 'til you hit Politika! Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*Dork makes girly sounding scweams....* AhhhhaahhHHHHaaHHHAAAhhhh...*corks the giant bird's butt*

*bird scratches Dork's shoulders with talons, squeezes muscles to remove cork, and continues flying* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*Dork assesses the hole**scratches head**leaves it be, for Dork doesn't want to be foul or fowl, depends upon the spelling*

*smiles* Okay.Now what...Call me Sera, btw.

*gives Sera a hug*Welcome back! we missed you.. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Jadie, you are good. You are really good. I can respect that!*takes pheenx portion of name and sets it free*Now, dearheart, you need to fill me in here?

Breaks out singing the Eunuch song You are my sunshineYou are my sunshineYou make me happppppy when skies are grayYouÂ’ll always know dear, how much I love youYou are my sunshineIÂ’ll never leave youYou are my sunshine forever more

Um, Austi you're singing to Jadie. That's lovely and all, but do you really knwo her? Never seen you actually talking to her or anything.Well, perhaps that not true. Perhaps you and the Kaiseress have worked together for a long time, closely, and well, you know, how that goes...the beads of attraction and all.*waves* HELLO? I'mm over here! No....over HERE!....no....HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*throws hands up in air*I fxckin give up!

Looks around at Sera -Hi - you talkin to me?