Shireroth

Hmm...I need to have Goldshire famous for something....and we need more activity..this place used to be bouncing with activitity..then...it got hit by that attack..*tries not to cry*I am thinking of just starting some random threads...any one have any problems with that? no? good.. Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl

What if I do? hehe E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Pay no attention to the reptile-princess or whatever there, lovey. Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

DEATH BE UON YOUYRS!! You will Submit! I have power! E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

*comes up behind him and chews on erik's head* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

I vote we change one of Stone's titles to "The guy in the bushes" ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

Obey, obey, you must obey... *starts chewing on her own head* *then figures that it's kind of impossible* *shrugs* gives up* Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of MadnessSome people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles BukowskI'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

Erik...you are really starting to scare me...and Kaiseress....don't try that again..it wasn't pretty Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl

*sicks Chobi on Stone* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

ACH!!!!!!!*struggles under the uber chocobo*GET IT OFFA ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*steps away from Stone and Uber-chocobo* All insanity aside, it might be a good idea to begin a new party in Goldshire. Up until that horrid attack, our party was the most active topic in all of Shireroth. The party's return may inspire more activity. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

POET!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!*eyes glow*THATS IT!!!!EVERYTHING DIES!!!!*blink**eyes stop glowing*good guy now, good guy now.......*eyes go big*I KNOW!!!*cue popeye music**drains a bottle of root beer**easily lifts the chocobo*AG-agggagagaga!!(or however you spell the popeye laugh)*does other random feats of super human strength**sways and sings with the empty beer bottle*when i get the root beery'all better run in fearim stone the drinkin' man!!!*smoke come out ears* Toot toot! YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*takes sword from sheath**whacks chocobo in the hindquarters*Run along now.*chocobo runs back into the void that is Shirerothian bushes*Geez, anything can come outta there.... ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

okay..that was the most terrifying scene I have seen in a long time.....*gulps nervously*I think this thread is becoming pretty popular...and Erik..leave Stone alone...or that chobi is going to get hurt. Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

or deep fried..... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

deep fried chobi?!?! Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

That is just wrong. So so wrong.It's as wrong as baby repo men. And baby repo men are very wrong. May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

Very very true...very wrong...we don't want any deep friend chobis in Goldshire... Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

*puts up a sign "No deep fried chobis allowed"*There! May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

Deep fried isn't allowed, eh? Would you, possibly, consent to barbequed or baked? Or how about a nice chobi pot pie? ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

*munches on kentucky fried chocobo after trashing the sign* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*bonks Stone on the head with her staff*BAD Stone! Bad bad Stone! Put that sign back and stop eating chobis before I got seriously mad at you! May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

Or, how about a new sign?*holds up sign with picture of chocobo holding a sign that reads "eat more evil moogles"*They have to be evil, though, so no eyeballing Fireball! ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

*blinks*I thought Stone got rid of all the evil moogles in Goldshire....but if anyone even looks at Fireball angrily I am going to take him and leave Shireroth... Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

*Looks at Fireball cheerfully, patting his head* ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

*pushes a button and Poet's hand suddenly has a joy buzzer on it*hehe Holy Warrior of Nee

*notices slight weight in hand, pauses in mid pat*Yes indeed, this is a good moogle, eh TonerMan?*pats TonerMan on the back, zapping him slightly* ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

indeed!.. *points the remote at Poet and pushes a button, Poet is shocked in the leg by a random small lightening bolt...* Holy Warrior of Nee

*winces*Quite.*whistles, summoning a small bird who lays an egg midflight, which splatters on TonerMan* ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

*snickers in the background*he he he Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"