Shireroth

The former is my preference. ________________It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.-Andrew Jackson

I wouldn't have said so if I didn't want one.Also, you realize this would be pitting you against Ardashir. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Wow... *cough cough*Are you interested in some sort of SNARL war or a good old fashioned RP semi-spam threads? Personally I want the latter but i'm good for anything. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

and theres a problem where...? There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

*Puts on a Viking helmet* SPAM spam spam spam SPAM spam spam spam lovely spaaaam, wonderful spaaaam...

MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE ALERT! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

*dives for the bunker* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Dives in as well: uts on a helmet while handing greg one::Jamaican Accent: Hold on tight, itsa gonna be a bumpy ride.

*Lobs cans of Spam at the bunker*

Where's my psyanide pill... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Spam? How dare him.....::loads live cattle into catapults and flings giant cows with utters OF DOOM at the opponents::

*Ducks behind a sofa, tries to avoid being squashed by flying cows**Yells into the radio* "Mother Hen, this is Chicken Little! The sky is falling, repeat, the sky is falling! Requesting backup at Henhouse Alpha, over!"

"Chicken Little, this is Mother Hen. Request approved. Don't. Move."And over the hill came the sound of chickens. In choppers. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

*peers*

//sings "Cows with Guns" Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

OH HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE CHICKEN ARMY!!! AAAAHHH!!!*runs* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

*Watches the majestic formations of helicopters coming in wave after wave over the hill; the narrator arbitrarily adds in "Ride of the Valkyries" for background music**Shyriath beckons to his elite Poultry Guard* All right, men. This is the big one. We all knew it was coming, someday; it stood in the back of our minds. While we ate, while we worked, while we slept. And now the day is here.Now, not all of us may make it through this alive. But whatever happens... whoever wins the day... I just want you to know that it's been a gift of B'caw to serve beside you. And no matter the outcome, we will leave behind us such a tale of heroism as to be clucked in story and song for generations to come!NOW IS THE TIME! ARE YOU WITH ME?!?Chickens: "B'CAW!"*Shyriath whips out sword, points toward the enemy with a great sweeping motion* Soldiers of B'caw... CHAAAAAARGE!*And, under the watchful gaze of the helicopters high above, the hordes of chicken infantry leap up with a roar (or.. well, y'know, whatever a horde of chickens sounds like) and run across the battlefield... toward destiny.*

Mmm...chickens of destiny. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Suddenly, from beyond the horizon, a warcry is heard. Approaching form the opposite direction are a fleet of... MCDONALDS AIRSHIPS!"The cavalry has arrived!" They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

*watches from a hill*Such carnage... such... tasty carnage... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

The War of the Honey Glazing.I like it; has a nice ring to it. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Eh, i'm partial to, "The War of chickenese independence" myself... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

*Watches as the McDonald's airships collect up his troops for "processing"* NOOOOOOO!...Y'know, I find myself wishing we just doing this instead of a SNARL war...

Which is why SNARL is way too structured to be fun. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

We can if you like, but I'd still like to keep it all in it's own forum, for simplicity's sake.We'll take a vote. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Sweeeet. *Gets some barbeque cannons ready, just in case*

Be warned! The chicken apocalypse is here!Rather, the Chickalypse! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

great i'm hungry, *gets the tomato sauce and parmesan cheese ready*I'm waiting McDonalds! drop that deep-fried poultry!

*waits beside you*Land-shuffling makes me hungry. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Oh gods, McDonald's, my da makes me go up there to get his lunch for him...the smell makes me want to vomit, I can't believe how efficiently they brainwashed and still brainwash kids into wanting to go there so badly..