Shireroth

Here; i'm going to post it straight up like it is;BAM is dying before it ever really got started... it was a nice gesture to me, and I appreciate it but... this Barony has been going downhill since December... this is the first new thread in a month... i'm alittle unsure how to go on now with BAM... I love BAM SO MUCH but... indeed 1 man can't make up a Barony and keep it active...

this.....is not good "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

Brookshire went forver without posts... It's all about doing things to attract attention... Have a small rebellion..or something.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

I need another citizen in BAM... that's what this place needs. *laughs*

Recruit one... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

Quote:Have a small rebellion..or something.. frightening that even though we have laws against such, our kaiser is advocating rebellion... Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

err..... Shhh... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

proly against me...not him... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

Congrats.. Yardistan just got a new Cit.. Maybe he'll join BAM... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

It's ok, now I'm here to uh....um, what am I doing here?um, HI

you are here to assist the evil shirothian empire in its secret mission to conquor ohio "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

Whilst Yardistan conquers the rest of the known universe... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

cool, in that case I need a cheese gratter, orange juice a , and a few pictures of David Lee Roth.call me in two days and I shall have Ohio

very nice... Non-NobleImperial MistressMe

I like the koala already...but, my friend, in true yardistani tradition you must steal those objects yourself... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

Go Koala go!You can get Ohio!! I have faith in you*gives him a kiss for luck* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

Unfortunately, in true Yardistani tradition, I have foreseen this chain of events and annexed that fine state to my own personal security box in YAC Headquarters. If you want Ohio, EK (actually, Eek would proly be a better nickname), you'll have to go through the golems at the door. And no amount of David Lee Roth can beat those!! Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

*annexes Golems at Front Door of YAC Headquarters*hrm... nope, not enough...*annexes David Lee Roth* Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

*laughs heartily*Welcome to BAM Koala! You'll make a fine Yardistani indeed...

Well, thanks to me -- the one active citizen of Kildare (Phoenix doesn't count, 'cause she's the duchess... or should I say "dutchess"?) -- I think Kildare may not end up in the same situation.

Joseph...do you keep track of the things you annex? If you do, post a copy of your list and i'll add tehm to the official register. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

Shit... I knew that was going to come back to haunt me someday.Actually, I didn't think of it until about halfway through my annexing spree... and then I was too lazy and didn't feel like notepadding...Plus, I never specifically said for Yardistan (But you know I meant it )I'll go see if I can find them sometime... Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

There have probably been a few hundred that I didn't note...so It's okay...would have been nice though... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

We always reannex? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

Reannex is a word? Do you mind if I annex it?

Koala Annexation Corps... hehe...

We've already had to deal with the SAC, the BALLSAC, and the MEC... we don't need another wannabe trying to steal our glory... KAC... stupid acronym anyway : p Heil Loki!!!
Heil H'Graa!!!

and the YAC (a huge, smelly, sweaty beast of burden) is any better?

Hey, a yak is not a threatening creature until it annexes everything you own. Oh look, a Thing Of Beauty. Let's blow it up.--Advocate of B0O0/\/\ism--

It is still non-threatening even then, then it's just... your boss. "Disce quasi semper victurus; vive quasi cras moriturus"