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My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:52 am
by Kaiseress Mari
Today as I take the Throne!I bring you Freedom!From this day forth all people shall have a vote! Within 3 days there will be elections for all Duchies and Baronies! Within 3 months even my postion as your beloved Kaiseress shall be subject to nomination and election!Of course, I am hoping that you love me as much as I love you and elect me to reign as your Kasieress!Rejoice!It is a new day!The Storm has past!FREEDOM!
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:21 am
by Mattlore Kiwi
Freedom for Kiwis too?
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:00 pm
by Alexandra Decens
(This message was left blank) Edited by: Alexandra Decens at: 10/29/03 12:01 pm
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:07 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
WHAT?! FREEDOM?!? DEMOCRACY?! THAT IS *NOT* WHAT SHIREROTH WAS FOUNDED TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!*/rant mode*Shireroth was founded on the principles of death and destruction, not freedom and democracy! If you want it so bad go out and vote! Shireroth will never have democracy because we're dumb! We need a single man to guide us because that single person was designated to be Kaiser by the Bo0o/\/\ist gods! Why cant you just get over your silly obsession with freedom and just submit to tyranny and annexation?!?!*annexes this thread and Mari**/end rant mode* Edited by: Gryphon Avacado at: 10/29/03 12:09 pm
*looks at Avacado weird*
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:12 pm
by Mattlore Kiwi
Would you like a kiwi to make you feel better?
Re: *looks at Avacado weird*
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:14 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
*annexes kiwi*i'm starting a rebellion...
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:25 pm
by Aeriana Moon
alrighty then. *continues hoping by in kangaroo form*
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 1:22 pm
by Keiseress JADIE
NO.... bad Kaiseress Mari....*slaps her hand*.... This is not a democracy....you dont get to vote.... i am the Keiseress and i will not allow it... muahahaha... i rule (but love) you all..... AAAAH.... there are so many wanna-be rulers... everyone jsut wants to be Keiser....this is too much *falls down in a faint* *stays down for a few minutes, then gets back up in a stupor.....* ....people....so...many....people... I love you all, but you will all be the death of me....
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 2:19 pm
by Mattlore Kiwi
Keiseress would *you* like a Kiwi to make you feel better?
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 2:22 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
*annexes Gerald Ford*...What?!?
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:32 pm
by Kaiser Jaundice XIX
DON'T MENTOIN REAL WORLD POLITICKS IN SHIREROTH!!!!!!!!!! i'm....so....sick....of..............them.
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:35 pm
by Mattlore Kiwi
Kiwi Politics are simple.They don't exist
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:38 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
Maybe Kiwi politics are when they vie for mates....
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:43 pm
by Kaiser Jaundice XIX
I never...have............the-se....perblems, I just have...this...bestial magnetism which....draws women to me, like a magnet and a beast PUT TOGETHER IN MY STRANGE MACHINE!!!!!!!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:48 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
*annexes his woman appeal*hehehehe...
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:23 pm
by Keiseress JADIE
Aww but then his lover wont be attracted to him anymore... speaking of which.... where is that girl?
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:34 pm
by Mattlore Kiwi
Where is Alexandra??*shrugs* SAVE THE KIWI AND KIWI LOVIN!!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:37 pm
by Phoenix the Dying
Gryphon, I'd join your rebellion, but stone already got mad at me once. You know how it is.2) *goes off to start his own rebellion*3) *kills self*......1) *Is reborn from own ashes* Let's get ready to RoZ0Rx!!!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:52 pm
by Zirandorethy
Ireland will reign over you all! Fear the little Green Men
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:55 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
*annexes Ireland*there we go, now people fear Yardistan...
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:01 pm
by Zirandorethy
The Little Green Men and Yardistan will conquor all! ZirandorethyThe Silver LightAustralian Leprechaun
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:12 pm
by Kiaser David northworthy
i will have no conquoring in my land! I am the Kiaser!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 7:13 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
I hearby declare the little green men to be the Yardistani shock troops.*annexes them*Now start conquering!or at least giving out pots of gold...OF DOOM!!!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 8:54 pm
by Stone Jack0Spades
*stone fades in from the shadows**flexes his muscles menacingly and shows off his armor**he brings his sword to bear on phoenix*Phoenix... how dare you start your own rebellion!*phoenix is frozen in place*such a trechorus move cannot be born for long. continue in this much longer and I will be forced to take... measures.you do not want to become a focous for my rage. My "masters" learned that to thier detrimeant.*stone fades out, leaving the sign of the keiseress burnt into the grass*there will be a final reckoning.YAY!!! We're B0O0O0O0/\/\ed!!!!!!!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:01 pm
by Keiseress JADIE
Yay! There are still people working for me instead of trying to overthrow me!
Re: Looks at Avocado Weird
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:08 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
Yep... but only 1
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 10:53 pm
by Stone Jackabar
*tear in eye*oh man....he did so well*claps*that was great!!!!! Friends help friends move. REAL friends help friends hide the bodies.......and there's ALOT of bodies.....
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 12:24 am
by Mari Greenwood
Ha Ha!Too bad switching day is officially over and that I had to work today."Sniff" "Sniff"I only got to use my Kaiseress Mari login once. Oh well, guess I will save it for next year!
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:48 am
by Scott Alexander
Wait...that was you? You're not supposed to switch as yours...oh, never mind.
Re: My Beloved People Of Shireroth
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:06 am
by Kaiseress Jadie
No wonder it sounded so much like her....*gasps* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth