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I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:19 am
by Kiaser David northworthy
I told you I would be! You all doubted me. But I did it!.. I'm the Kiaser. And I didn't even need a zany plan.Now, Where is my war trophy? I am the Kiaser!
Re: I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:21 am
by Keiseress JADIE
Yes, yes... you are the "Keiser" so, does that mean you are married to me? *fake crys* Oh... that makes me so happy.... I finally get my mad kinky monkey lovin! Yay! *throws confetti in the air*
Re: I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:19 am
by Mattlore Kiwi
You are indeed the KiaserGood Job!
Re: I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:23 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
*annexes the confetti**annexes this thread*DOWN WITH THE KAISERESS!!!! I HATE DEMOCRACY!!!!!
Re: I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 1:24 pm
by Keiseress JADIE
Fine.....anex all you want.....*laughs maniacally*
Re: I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 2:18 pm
by Gryphon Avacado
*annexes Jadie*I command you now!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Re: I am the Kiaser!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:13 pm
by Pete Tiny
Now Pete is the kIzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha all bow me u cant do aa thing to get riddof me!!!!!!!!!! I go get stuf with my crowm and order everyone to call thi place North-Eastenr Mondesia! Everyoneee can recwar thare aand come take slaves. Pete go make himslef empiror of Iraq to conqer Japanese to make them like bRasil. I amm evil haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 3:38 pm
by Kaiser Jaundice XIX
PETER TINY IS NO MORE, I SMASHED HIM WITH MY MIGHTY HAMMER OF THE B0000/\/\IST GODS, AND ALSO MADE HIM AS A CRATER WITH MY BOO/\/\IST ASSAULT RIFLE!!
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:49 pm
by david northworthy beckfor
Have some lovly smokes, to celebrate your kiasoryness. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:51 pm
by Sara The Phoenix
(OOC: out of character again, David?)
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:55 pm
by ZirandortheI
In order to save Shireroth from this arsehole, I should be Kaiser Wombat for life. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:57 pm
by Sara The Phoenix
*singing* 1-4-7-2-0-0-4!
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:57 pm
by david northworthy beckfor
sorry. bluffing to make people think I am marlboro war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:59 pm
by Benson Hedges
pretenSding to bMe the onOe pretendKing to be mEarlboro man?how stupid. Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!
Re: SMSAH YOU WTIH my MHIGTY HMAMER!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:03 pm
by ZirandortheI
For my first act as Wombat Kaiser - I decree Benson can only chew Nicotine gum for the rest of his life - no more cigarettes for you! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:10 pm
by Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba
Ladies, gentlemen,Lets not be so uncivilized about this. We can all get along. We only need to make a common resolution. To blame Pakistan for all our ills.ISLAMABAD IS THE CENTER OF ALL WORLD TERRORISM!
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:29 pm
by Emir Ardashir Khan
Well that wasnt very diplomatic at all was it? *kills a puppy, guts it and wears it as a hat* A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:31 pm
by Keiseress JADIE
*crys* NOOOOOOO.....not the puppy.... why did you have to go and kill the puppy...... ?
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:31 pm
by Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba
Let me suggest a scaleAbbas Namvari - Rakesh Ackbar - Ardashir KhanUtopia - World Peace - Thermonuclear war
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:51 pm
by Emir Ardashir Khan
You forgot to put Babkha on that scale! A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:12 pm
by Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba
Egotist
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:17 pm
by Kiaser David northworthy
I see me here! That can't be right. or is it? i can' tell.FNORD! I am the Kiaser!
Re: Time for a diplomatic solution
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:21 pm
by ZirandortheI
Where's Treesia! I think I'll go smush you all with my sledgehammer ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart