Shireroth

Shireroth will not comply with these demands. We will not negotiate with anarchists. So...Neener...neener...neener!!!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

What the PRH is Gong Li? ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

We have a list of demands. To avoid further confrontation, you Shireroth must comply.1) Return the YAC to Yardistan.2) Change Erik's title to "Cuddly Monkey"3) Submit to the YAC.4) Give us the terretories of Kitanus Fields, Gong Li, and Hyperborea.5) Create a Kiwi Sanctuary in every duchy.6) Close the Multi Temple. You have angered the Gods.Hurry, I can always come up with more. -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

If shireroth has a population of about 20...than 5% of your population are anarchists. Considering that, you have to pay some attention to us. So I would. Because I am a very loud and ambitious 5%.Gong Li is an island south of Kildare that Yardistan had for awhile...and then it was taken from us...we want it back, especially since kildare doesnt use it.Anyway, we have come up with more demands, since you were too slow.1) Infinite supply of mangoes.2) A statue of Moi in the capital of shireroth, honouring my glory.3) A stuffed llama toy.4) For the Shirlanians to do as they are told.5) For Gryphon the Pure to go by some other name than mine.Times a'waisting...hurry up before you anger me. -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

May I make a suggestion for the next demands?1. Asbestos Insulation2. Brine Shrimp3. The Chryogenically Frozen Head of Walt Disney4. A Dramadary(Please, someone tell me they get this ref) ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

I am not giving into any demands of any sort. End of story. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

I know that, Kaiseress, hence my joke demands thrown in. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

I understand Sir Bard completely understandable Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Kitanus Fields will also not go to the Yardistani. We are soveriegn and answer only to the Kaiseress now.Not even to the Duke of Kildare.I demand full voting rights, and Ducal status.That is the only demand I have. Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"The Great are Only Great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" -Stirner"There never was a saint with red hair" -Russian Proverb

Yay for Eros!!Thank you very much...I didn't think you would tolerate that... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Does this mean I am now a Duchy? As the Kaiseress, and thus, the law of the land, you have that right. Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"The Great are Only Great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" -Stirner"There never was a saint with red hair" -Russian Proverb

I don't know about the other terretories, but Kitanus Fields will not be bought with a herring Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"The Great are Only Great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" -Stirner"There never was a saint with red hair" -Russian Proverb

What about a red herring? ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

Gryphon, I have a demand of my own. If you wish for even consideration on SOME of your demands, you must first give us.......A SHRUBBERY! Then, you must find the tallest tree in the forest and cut it down, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith........ A HERRING!!!!!!! NI! NI! NI! NI! Bear in mind, I make no gaurantees. ~The Solitary Poet of DelvenusEdited by: Solitary Poet 8 at: 9/23/03 1:36 pm

I am Yardistani... and hence technically a part of this rebellion... but I am Also the protector of the Imperial Family and MoMA... and I will not stand for any rebellion against the Kaiseress' wishes.BAM will not comply with greater Yardistan, and I am now officially activating the Shirerothian Military against Yardistan... i've had enough of this.*and with that, Gman disappeared into the darkness of the shadows, presumably to call the military to arms...*

Poet, I find your jests amusing. Thankyou for the entertainment. However, I've done the Shrubbery/Herring thing too many times to count...and thus, the largest tree is now actually kinda small...Now Jadie, you say that you will not give into these demands. I question your legitamacy to rule the nation. I no longer swear alegence to you. I believe that I should rightfully be Kaiser, in accordance with the ancient Bloodline. -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

How does standing by my country and not letting it be overtaken by a Rebel force make you question my legitmacy. I was married to the past Kaiser (Gods rest his soul) so I became the Kaiseress through marriage. No one will contest that. You are not going to become Kaiser of Shireroth while I am still alive and breathing. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*sits back and watches* No, he might have a point about the bloodlines.... hehehe E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

*laughs*Oh really??*shrugs* Well it was decreed by Kaiser Raynor X for Aurefiction to be Kaiseress and she decreed Harvey Steffke (my husband) to be Kaiser....so how can that be contested? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Indeed, I do.Long long ago, The Kaiser Metzler I proclaimed me as being part of the Hallowed Metzler-Ly'Technomaej Bloodline. This is the line from which kaiser had decended for Aeons, the line started by the Ancient Khaz Modanians! But the line was broken, and succeeding Kaisers forgot the bloodline. But I am here to call you all back to what is right! The true Kaiser is he who sits before you, for Erik wants it not, Lukedu is long gone, and the Machiavellians are no more.Come, follow he who is true! The Kaiseress is a mere peasant! -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

I stand by the Kaiseress, who was crowned legally, and will support her until the end! LONG LIVE THE KAISERESS!All who are loyal to the true sovereign, rally! TO ARMS!*dissapears again*

I will folow she who was appointed and has proven herself threw hard work and dedication. I will continue to stand by Jadie Kaiseress of Shieroth.

The Kaiseress shall not fall. For, should Gryphon and Erik, by some chance, happen to both leave, a blood line would become void anyway. I say, I break from the blood line now will save us all from such issues of leadership in the future.Besides, we just don't wanna give up Jadie as Kaiseress, so neh. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

....That last post desturbs me greatly... But Raynor X was of the original bloodline... So.. his heir.. and the successive line of heirs from there are legit.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

My apologies if what I said disturbed you, I am merely trying to look ahead in case of what may be waiting in the future. Anything else that can be read from it was not intentional, I assure you. If anyone can think of a better way of solving said possible future issue, I would jump at it fully. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

I still don't accually see what your issue is.. that you speak of... The bloodline has been ignore for a long time, the bloodline IS the backup.. incase the hier system breaks down... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

*smacks own head*Well no one said that! Gryphon made it sound like the bloodline took precedent over the heir system! Jeez! ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

Erik! Why have the blooline than? I have come to take my rightful place!and now, a quote Quote:I will folow she who was appointed and has proven herself threw hard work and dedication.Really? What has she done that proves her dedicated? What fruits has she reaped from the seeds of Kaisership? I have done more for this nation than you would ever know, been here longer, been the sourse of much important work. I will take what is righfully mine. -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

If your going strictly by how much work has been put in, then shouldn't Erik technically be Kaiser all the time? You yourself should step down and let Erik take over. This logic you use is flawed, because you automaticly lose to someone else.

*still in lepord form*I never said that you have not worked hard to but she is a good leader and the apointed one. There is no reson to overthrow her.