Shireroth

1. All Ducks must wear pants, or have a proper permit.2. All Ducks with webbed feet are automatically issues a permit so they don't have to wear pants.3. Smoking in ALL forms is banned in the County of Monty Crisco.4. Oxen must be sacrificed to the Gods once a year. Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

What about chimneys?

Cheers to such sensible laws! *drinks* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

*drinks too*Chimneys? You want Chimneys? Fine.. I'll make a law about chimneys tomarrow.. would that make you happy? HUH! WOULD IT! hehe Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

And Lemmings, you should make lemmings take anti-depression classes. I demand it! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

You demand?DEMAND!This means war!Where are you again? I've gotten lost with who runs what now... Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Chimneys smoke. Do they break the law? What about forest fires? Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

I was refering to Tobaco... Chimneys and forest fires aren't people..Do you invoke my wrath!??!?! Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

Yes. What are you going to do about it, Count? Chimneys are people too.

No they aren't.. maybe chimney sweeps are? E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

No, that's far too revolutionary. I'd feel far more comfortable granting a hollow edifice the privilege of humanity than those soot-faced ragamuffins. Next they'll want rights!!