Shireroth

Today, the 20th of October, I am 21 years old.Yes, I shall be getting drunk, but not until Saturday. However, I will make a point of getting at least one free drink tomorrow (somewhere), and I'm going to see if the grocery store will give me a bottle of wine. In honor of this momentous occasion, this week is hereby declared a week of celebration! Let the people gather round and enjoy my good fortune in finally legally getting drunk.There shall be margaritas and free gummy worms for all! Oh yes, and each drink comes with its own tiny little plastic flogger/swizzel stick. In honor of Ryvenna.And now, let the partying begin! *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

Congratulations, Your Grace!!

Let's Party!! arty

Congrats!Now of course, the question is if you have illegally drunk before. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

*breaks out a bottle of whine from Antya*"Why can't you be heeeeeeeeeerrrreeee??? *poutpoutpout*"Hippy pappy bdtdthtdhtha. Scion of the Mog Kaiser

Happy Birth-a-ma-day! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.