Shireroth

All apologies for the sudden absense, and i'm just letting everyone know I still plan to go on. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Somebody check his pulse. If he's undead I want him on a slab in a Karnalian research laboratory ASAP.

MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead![clang] Bring out your dead!CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!MORTICIAN: What?CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON: I'm not!MORTICIAN: He isn't.CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's againstregulations.DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.MORTICIAN: I can't take him...DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...MORTICIAN: I can't.CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? Hewon't be long.MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lostnine today.CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?MORTICIAN: Thursday.DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't theresomething you can do?DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.[whop]CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.CUSTOMER: Right.

There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Of course none of this alters the fact you have sold me a dead parrot.

THE LARCHTHE LARCHTHE LARCH

wait a minute shah.. i thought you said the parrot was doing the sleeping act.... Discover, Invent, Theories, Experiment,Advance Science,Advance Extremism,(in Karnali, Republic of)

nah, it was nailed to the perch.

Leave it to me to start a monty Python thread HERE. :P There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.