A Little Mythos....
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:16 pm
This is a story i've been sitting on for a little while now.In the ancient past, two of the great powers of the universe battled. Father Unix and the Demon Lord known as Windows Me. They battled through the cosmos, evenly matched, it was only through luck and his abiltity to adapt was Father Unix able to trick the demon into falling towards the rm black hole.In order to prevent himself from being crushed into consituent byte-code. Windows Me cast a spell of planar travel. He had not specified a location, and was deposited on a barren land. A land known today as....REDMOND, VIRGINA!It was here that he created his first minions,marketers who thought they were coders. Upon this wasteland he founded the beast known as Microsoft.Microsoft ruled the land for centuries, twisting the minds of customers and giving gamers no other choice when it came to their operating system.But one shining day, Father Unix discovered the hidden operation, and gathered his forces. There was only one force in the universe that was capable of defeating the minions of Windows Me, the brotherhood known as...The Knights of The Open Source. A group of coders who served Father Unix in his battle against bad code.The forces of good did battle with the forces of bad code. And the spam-servers of Redmond were smashed. When the day was done. Forces of Father Unix had triumphed. In order to maintain stability on the plane of Earth. Father Unix installed a coder as the new leader of Microsoft. A man known as Bill.I believe the rest is history.--------------------------Well I hope you guys liked it. Ari hope you get to see this while you're around.