We Seek Missionaries
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:49 am
Here's your chance to travel the micro-globe and see all parts of the world and take a bunch of relatively inexpensive explosives with you!Yes, that's right! Tangent to the newly born Shirerothian Inquistion is a push to convert those non-Pagan masses back to the Pagan masses they should be! We will bring them Odin! We will bring them Thor!We will bring them happiness and bundles of C-4!The Gods will that we Cedrists together with the B0O0/\/\/\/\!!!!ists bring our explosively delightful faith to all those who have not yet converted!Or was the "delightfully explosive?"Anyway, what we need are few good men (or attractive women, since we know what most micronationalist males are suckers for) to go out and spread the good news, to go out and get foreign governments to establish missions or churches for the Cedrists and bomb shelters for the B0O0/\/\/\/\!!!We can't pay you anything, but know that you will find favour with the Gods and quite possibly with certain members of the Imperial Government that just happen to be priests....REMEMBER: MALARBOR KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP AND HE CAN SEND LOKI LURKING IN YOUR BEDSHEETS. DO THE RIGHT THING: BECOME A MISSIONARY OR TITHE UNTIL YOU HAVE TO DO SLAVE LABOUR TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS TO THE CHURCH!Please, sign up below. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.