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We should make nukes.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:15 am
by AngelGuardian93
You heard me! Shyriath, as head of MORE begin work on the plans for nuke, and i'll give you some uranium from Yardistan. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:17 pm
by Osman Shahanshah
I feel a Osirak scenario coming on...

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:43 pm
by AngelGuardian93
There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:38 am
by Bill3000
It would be better to make an Omen instead. Nukes are overrated; Omens are cool. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:47 am
by AngelGuardian93
What? Do you think the military is MADE of money and technology?! :P There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:06 am
by Bill3000
Yes. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:29 pm
by AngelGuardian93
I should have seen that answer coming. But the answer never-the-less remains a solid, "No". There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:37 pm
by Shyriath
*Eyes get all shiny* Big beautiful bombs? *Sniff* Viva la B0O0O0/\/\!!! I shall get to work immediately!

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:02 pm
by AngelGuardian93
Excellent! You get a gold star. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:51 am
by Osman Shahanshah
And you get an airstrike. Congratulations.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:42 pm
by TonerMan
Omen's don't even work in reality... Holy Warrior of NeeCommanding General of the Y.A.C.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:12 pm
by Harvey the Blue
Neither do B0O0/\/\ist Assault Rifles. Lucky for the both of us, this is an online forum and not reality, huh? Harvey SteffkeSai'Kar's Memories LiveJournal - ranting about Shirerothian issues since fall 2004.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:53 pm
by TonerMan
wow... I havn't seen or made reference to those in ages... Holy Warrior of NeeCommanding General of the Y.A.C.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:47 pm
by AngelGuardian93
Hush both of you or i'll nuke BOTH of you! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:57 am
by TonerMan
With nukes you haven't gotten made yet? Holy Warrior of NeeCommanding General of the Y.A.C.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:54 am
by extreme007
I am sure Babkha could provide greg with some for this purpose... offcourse that would mean that Karnali would have to provide the actual bomb to the Babkhans after the Treesians and Aerligians drink those Lemurian wines and sign the release order.. Discover, Invent, Theories, Experiment,Advance Science,Advance Extremism,(in Karnali, Republic of)

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:05 am
by Osman Shahanshah
Thanks for the offer mate but we have had our own nukes ever since the unfortunate incident when Troy Thompson tried to vapourise the entire Skerry Island chain.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:40 pm
by AngelGuardian93
Really? There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:47 am
by Osman Shahanshah
I refer you to the Skerry Island Cluster Fuck where in a reversal of the alliances that everyone these days accepts as cast in stone Babkha and Menelmacar launched a savage surprise attack on Lighthouse City in the Skerry Islands... there was something of a holocaust... the Babkhan navy is still recovering from the spell where Troy was its admiral. In any event Troy decided to unleash our strategic deterent on the islands... at which point the internal logic and coherence of the war collapsed and everyone walked away as if with significant hang overs.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:04 am
by Osman Shahanshah
In the fullness of time God will forgive us for our sins... but I think it is fair to say we are not safe yet.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:25 am
by Kaiseress Semisa I
Of course, that was pretty much Troy's fault.

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 10:18 am
by Bill3000
*checks* What the... Menelmacar was supporting Babkha!?Oh wait. I forgot. Treesia and Menelmacar were almost sworn enemies at the time. That's why. Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

Re: We should make nukes.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:52 pm
by Sebastien Alexandre
And, of course, it was also Troy Thompson's fault that he revealed that Babkha maintains a different type of nuke.. and I believe as of 6 months ago was working on one for PHP forums....

Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:35 pm
by Shyriath
Obviously, a nuclear program is an expensive and time-consuming affair, and as Shireroth is lagging far behind in nuclear technology we have extra obstacles to overcome. Nonetheless, I have devised a preliminary design for a nuclear missile, upon which later designs shall be based.I know, I know... impressive enough as is. But just you wait till I've gotten more research done! It'll be utterly nifty.

Re: Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:20 pm
by AngelGuardian93
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love you Shyriath. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:32 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
*gasp*How the hell did you get into the USSR's nuke blueprint vault?

Re: Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:34 pm
by AngelGuardian93
Remember that night you got drunk with the donkey and Richard Gear? There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Re: Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:48 pm
by Krasniy Yastreb
I'd rather not... Anyway... nukes, schmukes! In Novaya Zemlya we use sealing charges to light cigarettes, plutonium spheres as paperweights, and our kids play wargames with neutron triggers. In fact a tragic combination of the three recently turned collective sheep farm #244 into a glass crater, but the point is if you want nukes, come to us.

Re: Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:04 am
by UEC
BOOOM! E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Re: Nuclear Program Update #1

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 8:07 am
by AngelGuardian93
Poor collective sheep farm #244. We knew it well. *sheds a tear* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.