Shireroth

As the new MoMA, I need to tally who is in the military and who is not anymore for organizational purposes as part of my update. If you signed up in Stone's old recruitment form, and still wish to remain, just post so in this one please and i'll do the rest. If you are new to the military though and didn't fill out the last form, I ask that you fill out the form below. Thank you for your time, maggots .Name:Species:Weapon of choice:Magic? Yes or No:If Yes, what kind?:Been in any military before?:If so, in what capacity and what rank?:Position desired?:Skills?:Special abilties?:

Ok, I’m new here in Shireroth and I’m trying to participate – so I’m signing up if I get the position I want – if not I’m applying for a educational deferral. Name: -------- Austi ScotSpecies: ---------- Human since birthWeapon of choice: … ---------------------- pencil , ok – make that a keyboardMagic? Yes or No:--------------------- nope, not even creative enoughIf Yes, what kind?: …. ----------------------- If it has to be so then I can turn water into ice or into steam (don’t tell but I really use technology, not magic)Been in any military before?: - ---------------------------------- Nope, no one would have meIf so, in what capacity and what rank?: ------------------------------------------ That’s what they said – “you’re rank.”Position desired?:-------------------- Lowly clerk (one who doesn’t go to the battlefield)Skills?: -------- Usually thinking orders mean one thing when they really mean something else.Special abilties?:------------------- Hey, it’s special for me to have any abilities!

Name: Gryphon AvocatioSpecies: HumanWeapon of choice: Home Defence StrategyMagic? Yes or No: NoIf Yes, what kind?: n/aBeen in any military before?: Yardistani Annexation CorpsIf so, in what capacity and what rank?: Owner.Position desired?: AdvisorSkills?: Tenure and a defence planSpecial abilties?: I've got Admin! *does the admin dance*Just a special note: Remember that the military should have a practical ability as well. This isn't all just fantasy -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen. Edited by: Gryphon Avocatio  at: 9/14/03 9:07 pm

Name: Eoin Aedh DornanSpecies: IrishWeapon of choice: A big fuck-off knife.Magic? Yes or No: YesIf Yes, what kind?: My knife has the Rune of Don't-Come-Near-Me-You-Sonnovabitchness.Been in any military before?: Yes.If so, in what capacity and what rank?: I was a Lieutenant in the Diplomatic Corps of Blackrock, which did only slightly less general insane activity then the rest.Position desired?: I dunno, you tell me.Skills?: I can fit a lightbulb, and I know how to put up a shed, so long as it's simple and hasn't got any complicated things like nails.Special abilties?: I have the power of good grooming, fear me!! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

Austi Scot: New to Shireroth? Welcome!Ok, first of all, not all wars we have are real. Sometimes we'll have, "wars" just to spice up posting activity or maybe we just get bored, so when I ask, "Weapon of choice, magic, skills, and special abilities" I mean, what would you use if such a war began (if magic isn't your thing, than just say no). Almost kind of a Role playing type of thing. Be warned though, if a real threat comes up we WILL actually attack any way we can, but the vast majority of the time we dont have to worry about that. Please modify your post to reflect this new found knowledge (if you're still interested).As for position, I don't really know of any actuall use for a clerk... mainly we just need soldiers, so reply back if you still want to do so, or if its allright if I give you a battlefield position.Gryphon: *laughs* Advisor position accepted. Welcome to the military. As for the weapons, magic, skills, and special abilities; I mean if a "role playing" war came up like the one in Goldshire a few months ago. Please modify your post to reflect this (if you want to participate in the fantasy wars anyway...). I appreciate your admin abilities, and your practical knowledge, which I guess is why you're an advisor ....(...A Yardistani soldier... oh crap.. hehe)Zirandorthel: Military application accepted. Welcome to the military. With your record, I don't just want to give you a grunt job... but for now, lets just place you as as a soldier untill I get a more structered military chain of command up and running... I have to run my ideas by the Kaiser, but he's never around so Jadie and Erik are the next best thing...Ok everyone (aka maggots ), thanks for signing up. The Kaiser, as well as all of Shireroth, thank you.

I don't do much more in Recwars than I do normally...but I'll make it look nice... -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

Yeah yeah, The Spice War – Weapon of choice? – you mean I can’t use my keyboard? – oh, that goes along with not having a position for a lowly clerk. – um, so you have no use for me.I, Austi Scot, hereby apply to Moma to keep me out of war. I am conscious and I object to putting myself in harms way. Can I have an educational deferment, there’s a lot I need to learn yet.

Learn about what? Shireroth in general? If so then I can help you out... got a AIM name?

I'm here as well...Gman..i'd like to talk to you about Board defence the next time we speak...so...just keep that in mind... -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

I will. board defence... hehehe...

No, I didn’t mean Shireroth in general – I just mean a lot to learn. So can I have a deferment of some sort? I don’t want to go to battle and I really wouldn’t be very good at it.

Name: Erik MetzlerSpecies: HumanWeapon of choice: B0O0/\/\ist Assualt RifleMagic? Yes or No: NoIf Yes, what kind?: N/ABeen in any military before?: YesIf so, in what capacity and what rank?: You name it, I've done it.Position desired?: Whatever...Skills?: Recwar combat, Spam Combat, Forum Warfare..ect...Special abilties?: I can do lots of fun lil things.. most are outdated now...but I learn quickly, and have a handful of weapons that I could proly addapt to work again... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Hell, Erik, some of these bug nations around now would probably fall victim to the old smilie-bomb fairly easily, unless ezboard have been their usual charming selves and erected some kind of defence against it. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

Name: Eros Darstari al Blackbane ij Qel'AthasSpecies: Elf-blooded HumanWeapon of choice: Katana / B0O0/\/\ist Assault PistolMagic? Yes or No: Yes.If Yes, what kind?: Divine Magic through Agni, Hasan, Somnis, and Lumina. Arcane, specialization in Pyromancy and Aeromancy.Been in any military before?: This one.If so, in what capacity and what rank?: Irregular.Position desired?: Semi-Autonomous Irregular.Skills?: Blowing things up from range, rallying troops for semi-futile last stands, finding help at the last minute.Special abilties?: Pain tolerance, hard-to-kill, dragon mount (Irreverence Brightstar) Eros Darkstar al Sylvas ij Qel'AthasLast Son of Night"The Great are Only Great because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" -Stirner"There never was a saint with red hair" -Russian Proverb

Name: Draco the TaintedSpecies: Drow / DaemonWeapon of choice: Bastard Sword, Astra MK-1Magic? Yes or No: Yes.If Yes, what kind?: Fire. And Thunder.Been in any military before?: Yes, this one... like six times... and the Kitanus Mage SquadronIf so, in what capacity and what rank?: Head of Shirithian Aire Force, and Mage 3, respectively.Position desired?: Head of Shirithian Aire ForceSkills?: Flying, Piloting, umm... I'm a dragon... what can I say?Special abilties?: See Above Heil Loki!!!
Heil H'Graa!!!

Name:Stone Uthar Sa'gran JackabarSpecies:drow organic golemWeapon of choice:staff/pistols/longswordsMagic? Yes or No:yesIf Yes, what kind?:shadow and blood, which has various uses and blood requires a sacrifice on my part.Been in any military before?:yupIf so, in what capacity and what rank?:this one, and the bossPosition desired?:im still prime campione, so maybe a task force?Skills?:immune to most magics, im strong, fast, durable, lots of shady contacts, and am one of the few who can polet everythign in the military.Special abilties?:lots, as well as special gear i've used before. YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Austi: deferment? blast, i'm sad to say I don't know what that means.... bah! lolErik: Application accepted, welcome (back) to the military. So you don't know what position you want? Hrm... ok, let me think on what position would suit you... *laughs* something high up... heheZiran: Good idea... but what if these new nations have even one old person from the days when the smilie bomb was new?Eros: Application accepted, welcome (back) to the military. Semi-autonomous irregular? *laughs* i'll put you down as a soldier...Draco: Application accepted, welcome (back) to the military. Your desired position has also been accepted. Have fun! Stone: Application accepted, welcome (back) to the military. Since you are PIF (we need to re-arrange titles... lol) you are the automatic head of that guard, but if you want your own task force, then be my guest to start it.Thanks for everything guys! Have fun, and such......Maggots...

Name: Solitary Poet 8Species: ElfWeapon of choice: 2 short swords, flock of birdsMagic? Yes or No: YesIf Yes, what kind?: transformative chantingBeen in any military before?: NoIf so, in what capacity and what rank?: N/APosition desired?: Due to pacifistic tendencies, I'd say a coordinative position would be in order, particularly in control of my flock.Skills?: Communication with birds, knowledge of semi-obscure quotesSpecial abilties?: double jointed fingers, riding giant birds Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Hitchcock movie? LOL Thanks! Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Application accepted, welcome to the military.You have pacifistic tendencies? Ok, I wont make you fight then, just command your alfred Hitchcock movie Maggot... (edited for grammer and crap...) Edited by: Gman Russell at: 10/2/03 5:16 pm

*several of poets birds sit on stone mistaking him for a statue*......................*grabs bird and eats it*....*other birds fly away*....i am not a pit-stop... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*ROTFLMBO*

*turns to birds*Hey guys! Remember what he looks like! *points at Stone* Not a statue! For the sake of the flock, leave him be!*turns to Stone* Sorry about that. Aven instincts. Be glad it wasn't a giant bird. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*is entertained by the lecturing of the birds**laughs**sobers up*may the bird rest in peace.... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Indeed, may Jose enjoy the afterlife. Poor orphaned, Baracaoan bird..... Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Ey, Sol, ever read this book called "Wizard of the Pigeons" by Megan Lindholm, aka Robin Hobb? 'Tis good, got this wizard guy who lives in Seattle, has to protect the pigeons and always tell people the Truth. Edifying is not, I think, too strong a word. THE MARSUPIAL IS BACK!!!!

Actually, I'd never even heard of it until you mentioned it. I got the idea from the Charlemagne(sp?) quote in Indiana Jones. the rest has grown freely from there! Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Quote:Indeed, may Jose enjoy the afterlife. Poor orphaned, Baracaoan bird..... Could this get ANY more pitifull?!?!

*coughs up a few feathers*....great now i have guilt.....*spits up blood into a vial**3 hours later**comes back with the bird....with red eyes....and larger then it shuld be**jose the raven sits comfertably on stones shoulder pad**stone looks very pleased with himself* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*contemplates stroking Jose's neck, but then noticed that its beak is now serrated, and decides against it*Mmmmmm....who's a chirpy chappy then? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart