Shireroth

(sorry if spammign im just placeing this where i think it needs to be)due to seemingly loss of faith in his citizens, (if there are any left) i claim a vote of no confidance in the current duke of kildare, who in seemingly all the time he has held office has not streamlined any new activity, or done any work to draw in or keep new citizens. And has in fact caused many to flee from his duchy into other lands.

many = erosdarkstar... and you, if you count... and they didn't flee, the kaiseress moved them politically, not geographically. And if you're talking about the "citizens" of the duchy who are hiding out from the storm... shh... that doesn't count... 'cause they never really existed in the first place... just like the kaiseress's handsome waiterperson...and yes, I still do have citizen Austi Scot, Baron of Novi Dalmacija... and I'll work on the membership drive thingy... just people here are so hypocritical of people who spend all day talking fake politics online...And the whole streamliney thingy... I'm kinda waiting for Gman to start training the military... and for the economy to start working interactively... then I can reactivate my business and designate grounds and stuff... but in the meanwhile, at least I'm still active in the Landsraad, so : p phooey on you Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

Recalls = evil, as you people, being Californians, should know.Gryphon has been very active in Shireroth as a whole and thus deserves a high noble title. Further, I don't blame him at all for the Kitanus debacle; that was more of a Jadie and Nick and Eros and Gryphon all horribly misunderstanding one another in some weird way I still don't entirely get.

We can't just recall a Duke... THey have to be inactive. It's NOT an elected position. It's a title of Nobility... Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire

well poop, i just thought it would be in the spirit of things concerning real world politics YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

I wish people would understand... This is micronations.. which has nothing to do with reality! Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire

Perhaps, but even reality seems unreal at this point. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

I don’t want my Duke taken out of his position, I like him as my Duke. He and I can disagree and he doesn’t pull rank on me – or not much anyways.I want my Barony to stay in his Duchie. I love my Duchie, I truly do!The others might be, but I’m no fool.I love my Duke, he is the best!I love his Kaiser and all the rest. I love his forum and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.I really love it here, of this place I have no fear, to me it is so dear.In Kildare I will stay, from that conviction I will not sway. I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.Here I will not just lurk, cuz for me I love my work.I do not care if it isn’t fair, with my Duke I will share.I’m happy to be here. I am, I am.I’m the happiest subject of the realm, I am.I love this place no matter the case.To be in Kildare is no waste.My Duke is so swell; on him I will never tell.Just because he has the job, that will not make me sob.I will do what to me he tells, and I will do it well.

*blink*well hell i reaally can't beat an argument put to rymeim out YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

I must applaud your use of verse,And not once did you swear or curse,But bear in mind, the Duke submitted,Before in war any could be pitted.This in turn made Eros flee,For Yardistani he did NOT wish to be.Come to pass, it did not,But still he wished the Duke had fought.Now, staying by him is your choice,But first listen to my voice.Kildare's the land of fighting, yetThe Pure one was not to protect his land set.Does that bring confidence? I think not.But that is just some food for thought.I appreciate the chance to duelWith words, its been a kick,But bear in mind the name I use.No lie, this is my schtick. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

To you, the masterI must bowFor truly you are fasterI must seem such a cowWith words I am not goodI must appear to bumbleAgainst you I could never have stoodAnd now here I stutter and stumbleWith you I should never duelFor I will always looseBut you werenÂ’t so cruelDidnÂ’t make me want more booze Remember this of my Duke the PureOf the problem he knew the cureHe knew that to the Yac his submitWould be far above all their witHis submit was not to the YardistaniHe did not turn and run his fannyTo them he did not play the foolThe move he made, it was so coolNow one of his Barons it did scareTo the Kaiseress he took his waresThe Kaiseress listened to his plightAnd added to his heightFirst he a Duke she did makeWe all knew well it was just a fakeAnd the Barony she did takeLook at the trouble it left in its wakeTo the Duke, the one that is PureThe Barony should be returned for sureFor by your Duke you should standAnd follow his tactics all you can

Okay..there is nothing wrong with me having 2 baronies....Kildare actually still has 3 left.... Gryphon the Pure is surely not going to miss one..... You guys just have to look at the map....he still has 3....*gasps* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

vervollkommnung was dissolved due to the fact that it never, and I mean -never- did anything... Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

You've made your choice? Well, that's great.Now allow me to set things straight.To the Ruler Eros did indeed turn,For a desire to fight in him did burn,Our Ruler did grant his request,But changing it, she thought best.Why this change? Look at the posts.Such a small duchy, disfavorable to our elder hosts.The change was made to appease these powers,But from the issues, she far from cowers.Do not blame Jadie, she did what she could,It's been confusing, but she stayed true and goodTo the Kaisership, As I do now,But aside from that,Thanks for the bow. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of GoldshireEdited by: Solitary Poet 8 at: 10/9/03 1:13 pm

But the land for that Barony still.. IS.. (it's even on the map still).. so you could reform it at any moment...) Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire

*gives root beer in response to the bard duel*wha-hooooo*claps* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

root beer root beer where for art thou root beer...*wishes root beer was more widly available in Derby* war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

I was sitting here reading this when suddenly I got an urge to have a root beer - so I got up and went to the employee lounge - now I have a root beer.

I have no root beer. *cries* -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

I have a giant bottle of dn.L, so I'm happy... except it tastes almost like mountain dew... eww... *spits* Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

Well...I don't. I think there is some of that weird sprite remix stuff in my fridge though... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

i feel so sorry for you nick...though i too lack r00t b33r.... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

I now have a two litre bottle of A&W! Rejoice! Laudate Dominum! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike