Shireroth

In light of recent events that have come to my attention, I find I am unfortunately required to do the following:-To everyone in general: Decrees are not meant for personal attacks.-To Antya: your recent decrees regarding Ozarka Mons are now revoked.-To Elwynn: your recent decrees regarding Bill Dusch are now revoked.-To both of you: any further actions of slander, name-calling, or other such petty immaturity shall be met with revocation of nobility. Understand?By my hand,Her Niftiness, The Resurrector: Semisa, First of the Name, Kaiseress of Shireroth, Protector of Comstokia, Overlord of the Duchies of Naudia'Diva, Elwynn, and Kildare, Thane of the Shirelands, Keeper of the Apollo Legacy, Grand Master of the Orders of the Dragon, Griffin, Phoenix, and Chimera, Wielder of Vengeance, Bearer of the Celestial Barrier, Countess of Shirekeep, Knight of the Dragon, Arsonirathius of Delvenus, Knight Companion of the Most Magnificent Imperial Order of the Sovereign Viking Crown, Princess of Hvalafell, Priestess of Cedrism, and Lady of the Golden Mango Throne.

I'll petition the Kaiseress to reconsider. Both Elwynn and Antya are happier and more active in the knowledge that their mutual hatred is enshrined in law.

We are all Shirithians, Ardashir. As such, Bill is more your brother than anyone else in the micronational world. I would expect you to treat him as you would a brother, then: with occasional tiffs, but also with greater fraternal bonds.

Cain and Abel were brothers you know.

And Cain was condemned by God to become the first vampire, according to some. Would you prefer to remain in my good graces, Steward Ardashir, or would you prefer to be damned?

According to some heretics in the Unorthodox Church, who foolishly chose exile from their motherland rather than embrace the warm rays of the Unconquered Sun (I'll not name names but one of them reeks of squid), I already have something of the night about me.Anyway while I except and obey your authority to override the decrees of the subordinate duchies I fear that no order can override the natural antipathy between Babkhan and Elf or between Elwynnese and Antyan. Should you order an end to the war between Elwynn and Antya I am sure that would prevent any further flare ups and keep the mutual dislike purely cultural. Edited by: Osman Shahanshah  at: 12/19/05 13:17

That is fine. You are allowed your opinions. The law, however, belongs to me.

(This is just a diversion, but most protestant churches in the US have never even heard of Cain being the first vampire. Funny old world.) There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

As Baron of Antya, I hereby say "Poo. You're ruining my fun. "Good call, Kaiser. Bill Dusch - Archon of Soloralism - Founder of TelikosCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'No, you've changed too, Bill. Instead of being the fragmented, annoying and immature 16-year-old, you've graduated to being a well-spoken, annoying and immature 19-year-old. Congratulations.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

::sighs::Well.. now how do I get back at Antya? ::idea::*runs off to Ardashir and then SNARL*

Give them each a sword and let them fight it out on top of Mt. Audentior.It'd be amusing to see which one could actually lift a sword. Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

Dude, you're talking to a CoD team member here who was famous for his sword mastery. Bill Dusch - Archon of Soloralism - Founder of TelikosCitizen of ShirerothBaron of AntyaProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'No, you've changed too, Bill. Instead of being the fragmented, annoying and immature 16-year-old, you've graduated to being a well-spoken, annoying and immature 19-year-old. Congratulations.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

In real life, fewl. Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.

Finding Mt. Audentior in real life might be something of a challenge in the first instance.

I suggest renaming some already-extant height to Mt. Audentior. I know a lovely grassy hill here that would do the trick! If you're lucky, it might even be snowcapped after the next blizzard.

I would drive to see that... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.