Proclamation L1
Posted: Tue May 21, 2002 8:28 pm
I'm not going to look up how many previous proclamations there have been, so let's just say this is my first one:Read This ThreadAs Kaiser of Shireroth, I am making the following proclamations (note the spelling):1. Shireroth does not recognize the so-called “Federal Free Republic” as an independent nation. Instead we recognize it as no more than a comprehensive alliance of immature pseudo-communists who would rather play war-monger than actually try and follow what they profess.2. Shireroth no longer recognizes the legitimacy of the so-called Federal Free Republic. Instead, we hold the view that the areas of the Free Republic supposedly independent are legally Tymarian territory brutally occupied by a loose alliance of terrorists and guerillas.Therefore, I have no choice but to ask the people of Shireroth to support any actions the Federal Government may take against the invaders. I am hereby announcing that we support the effort to defend our brothers in the true Free Republic entirely.The Shireroth Militia is hereby put on DefCon2 (if that doesn’t exist, please make it up) in preparation for defense of our motherland and our friends. I also ask that any offensive units of ours be moved to Jaris in preparation for an invasion of the revolting territories, should it come to that, which I sincerely hope it does not. I care not whether a man is Good or Evil; all that I careIs whether he is a Wise man or a Fool. Go! put off Holiness,And put on Intellect; or my thund'rous hammer shall drive theeTo wrath, which thou condemnest, till thou obey my voice. - Los, Jerusalem