Shireroth

I hates you. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

I got Colour of Magic, Reaper Man, Lords and Ladies and Small Gods signed. My sister got Good Omens signed.Reaper Man and Lord and Ladies were for my good lady Kaiseress, who was unable to attend the signing.The Pratchetty one commented on the tatty state of my books, to which I retorted "well-loved, you know". I proceeded to thank him for his work thus far, and asked him about the satire on Anne McCaffrey's books in Colour of Magic, to which he said that McCaffrey was a good friend of his. I have achieved one of my life goals. My sister was talking to him for a good while about how to pronounce her name. Unfortunately he forgot to sign one of her books, but she has the best anecdote. Thanks to her, Terry Pratchett knows how to pronounce Niamh.

GOOD OMENS! Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

It says "To Niamh, Burn this book! Terry Pratchett".I think he has stock inanities for each book. Colour of Magic has "More Wishes", Reaper Man has "Read And Then Reap", Lords and Ladies had "Now Read On!" and Small Gods (my favourite) had a sketch of a turtle with Terry Pratchett within it.

Your Kaiser met Terry Pratchett yesterday. Is it not nifty?He's a very nice man, signed four of my books.

I should read more Terry Pratchett, come to think of it. I'm working my way through the classics people have recommended to me.I'm glad you got to meet him. I'm jealous. *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

That's really you? I LOVE the hair... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Get a bloody hair cut!

dont listen to the evil one! If you feel an icy chill...the Conglacio is amongst you

Tis me indeed, although that was a bad hair day to say the least. I managed to brush out the matted part this evening, but it was a close thing

I still heart the hair. Hehe. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Hippies! I hate the goddamn hippies!

Ever since I grew my hair long, everyone has been copying my style. I guess I'm just that cool. Ok, nevermind that, just kidding SF-SN

Copying you? Pssh! I'm actually (proly) going to cut it soon, but it depends on if I can get over my phobia of hair cuts. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

And here I have been thinking of getting it cut for the past few months! Jesus!Go ahead, keep proving my point! SF-SN

Get out of my head, psychic vampire! *cross* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

With a psychic vampire, can you just think about a cross? Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Only if they have superstitions about religious objects./whitewolf *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!

*sticks tongue out at both of you* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Actually, my old Irish teacher used to think I was growing my hair because I had a fear of hair cuts, I don't think she quite understood the youth culture of the last forty years or so

Is that a woman or a man standing at the desk with Terry Prachett?

Oooh, owch, lucky my funny bone got in the way and that joke completely ricocheted, otherwise it would've gone straight to my cold, stony heart!

Hehe... long hair still rocks and people are still stupid. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.