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Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:45 pm
by Emir of Raspur
Is anything interesting going to happen there? Because you know whether its worth my while booking a ringside seat for come what may...
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:00 pm
by Emir of Raspur
Sorry I've been told its a recwar... so I'm going to go download some porn instead.
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:26 pm
by Erik Mortis
Sounds like fun... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:21 am
by Emir of Raspur
Next to a recwar it was thank you I saw things put places you wouldn't think possible using the human anatomy alone
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:11 am
by Krasniy Yastreb
Flintlock pistols come to mind.....*ahem* You can't fault that Babkhan down-to-earth honesty, whether appropriate or not.... Defence Minister of Baracão.Citizen of RNK
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:25 am
by david northworthy beckfor
though they are better at dishonesty "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:37 am
by Gman Russell
ACK! Krasniy!!! I want my hypnotic stare!!!!!
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:37 pm
by Erik Mortis
*gives everyone a funny look* Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:59 pm
by Ryan
I'll stick with elf and anime porn, thank you.At least those two require some artistic skill and intelligence to create. The other stuff is just..... weird.... Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:11 pm
by Emir of Raspur
Well if we are going to take this route, anime porn is a derivative drawn from the observation of fornication among actual mere mortals... ditto Elf Porn, where one site was unimaginative enough to stick pointy ears onto 'classic' cheese cake photos... a vulva here, a pointy ear there... I should know about the Elf Porn having been considerate enough to supply the OAM with all the relevant links.Off course Amir, Babkhans are licenced in all manner of perversions so there is no shame in anime As for those who praise Babkhan honesty and dishonesty in equal measure, though under differing circumstances, I thank you and hope that you will understand that we are the most immoral and thus greatest of all micronationalists
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:26 pm
by Ryan
Depends which elf porn you look at. The kind you listed is only one of MANY i've found since LotR and EverQuest became so popular.Anime elf porn... Now that's a WHOLE different subject. D -->D"> BTW, if you're really demented, get Bible Black. Useless art is simply tolerated vandalism. I am a vandal.
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:56 pm
by Erik Mortis
*raises eyebrow*... Now.. it takes a real man to be THAT open about their porn viewing habits.. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:55 pm
by Alexandra Decens
*blink blink* I have no custom signature...oh wait...
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:44 pm
by Kaiser Wyltheow I
um...uh...*ahem**leaves the building* Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:01 pm
by Gman Russell
*agrees with the girl*...*blink blink*
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:25 pm
by Ari Rahikkala
It is porn that guides us, porn that drives us, porn that defines us, it is porn that binds us. Do you really believe Project Bluebook revealed EVERYTHING the Army Air Corps knew? Do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940s? Have you even heard about the Men in Black? Do you have any friends who have `missing days'? Do you sleep with your window unlocked?Be seeing you...
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:26 am
by Erik Mortis
What is this the One Ring? But... err.. the One Porn? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:57 am
by Emir of Raspur
A porn ring perhaps...Or is this another off the cuff AriMatrix remark?
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:54 am
by Erik Mortis
I have no idea.. and I can't believe we are talking about this... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:46 am
by Tahmaseb
I like to watch.
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:32 am
by Rakesh86
This is a very ... interesting ... conversation
Re: Cranda's Mother of All Battles
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:35 am
by Ari Rahikkala
You know, this is the fourth or fifth time I read through this thread, but the first time that I figured out that Ardashir was referring to the porn, not the recwar, when he mentioned human anatomy... Do you really believe Project Bluebook revealed EVERYTHING the Army Air Corps knew? Do you know what REALLY happened at Roswell, New Mexico in the late 1940s? Have you even heard about the Men in Black? Do you have any friends who have `missing days'? Do you sleep with your window unlocked?Be seeing you...
Stuff
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 6:54 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
Sheesh...you start talking about porn, and all of a sudden all the Babkhans*, dual citizens or otherwise, show up on one thread. Coincidence? I think not.*okay, not Bahram, but I'm not sure he's really human anyway.
re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:49 am
by Juan Fidel Valencia
To quote one so much wiser than me:Quote:Peace love and shlong, because remember- your shlong is never wrong © Juan Fidel ValenciaMinister of ExteriorRepublic of Baracao
Re: re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:54 am
by Rakesh86
Are you suggesting that Babkha has only four citizens?
Re: re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:26 pm
by Erik Mortis
Proly not... Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:39 pm
by Emir of Raspur
Come on you know its dirty and you want it! Thats porn not Babkhan citizenship obviously
Re: re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:46 pm
by Erik Mortis
Why wouldn't I want Babkhan Citizenship? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
Re: re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:57 pm
by Emir of Raspur
Oh well in that case... why not join us
Re: re:
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:02 pm
by Erik Mortis
I don't believe in Dual Citizenship. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC