Shireroth

Well, I was going to post this in Puritania, but it's down that long road that leads to Tymaria and the Phantom Zone. Or maybe one of the the nicer neighborhoods around Brigadoon.Young Jake was having some fun awhile back as my successor. Poor urchin could not wait for me to fly my plane through an interdimensional vortex so he could become Emperor.For those who give a hoot about such things, he didn't do too bad. Poor nebbish trashed his laptop and cut off a whole nation.Well, I'm not sure if I'll do anything. Rest assured that whatever I come up with is no insult or attempt on the sovereignty of Shireroth.Merry Christmas, Happy , Hannukah, Joyous Kwaanza, &c. to all and sundry, Jacobus Imperator

Would you like a moose? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

I'm alittle (alot) confused...

I...thought..you were....dead? war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

He's not the first micronationalist to come back from the dead *whistles innocently* -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

YAY! Nothing like a resurrection!

Hmm, Pseudo-Cyberia must be going badly.

Aaaagghh!!Th-the-there's a C-c-cyberian in our forum!!! Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

Wha? What's the big deal about a Cyberian?*everyone turns and looks at her*WHAT?!? Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

F00lish child!

but..i though he was dead in real life? war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

Ah, you clearly made the mistake of believing a Jacobus. Soon you'll learn not to believe a word he says and to chase him out with flamming firebrands if he offers himself as a saviour to any dying nation you find yourself a member off.

I know where erik keeps the UEC password (or at least where to look for it). If he were to die, you might never find out.... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

There's no way anyone could imitate Erik. You could try, maybe even pass off as him for a few days, but he's too...Erik...to be faked. You know what I mean. "Scott, you're so evil you should be Babkhan!" - Tahmaseb Shah"In order to find his equal, a Shirerithian is forced to talk to God" = With apologies to Steven Braveheart

Well, I would have a better plan than pretending to be him...in fact, i do...NO! I'm not going to have him assassinated....geez...don't look at me like that... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

perhaps if he summoned his soul or something, then ate it...he could pretend to be him. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

Quote:Well, I would have a better plan than pretending to be him...in fact, i do...I KNEW IT! YOU ARE ERIK!!!!!!!

I did quite well impersonating him on Switching Day, I thought. You just spell like your soul tells you to and hold down the shift key. Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

Apparently souls can't spell then...

there's more to it than that....believe me...theres more to it than that... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

Did I ever give you that hug Nick?

As for being called a (blech) Cyberian, for those of you who do not know the tale- well like all good tales, there are several versions-One of my many avatars used to hang out (resident alien) in the beautiful, peaceful Kingdom of Lectoria. (All Hail King Thomas of great reknown. A true noble.)Well, this trusting soul wandered about the microworld and stumbled in to Cyberia (Gasp. Horrors!). He was invited to participate by a high-ranking official. Another high ranking official ( Peteyhikky, the Evil One) blasted him with both barrels and invited him to particpate in hell instead. Well, as was his wont, our hero wandered out of micronationalism for a week our so. When he looked at Cyberia again, it was in the throes of Civil War Two. A leftist regime vs. the Loyalists (yetch) vs. the ultra-left-Feminist Delgadans.From this swirl of chaos came forth the Emperor Jacobus, champion of the underdog and archrival of the Evil One, King of the Ma'alanje, Chairman of the Groucho-Marxists.The RICC is dormant, but keeping the forum up annoys the proper people.No, Jacobus lives. He/I was/were thrown into an alternate reality, but that story line never developed well. He lives on, like a junior-grade John Carter of Barsoom.I made a hobby of collecting cardboard crowns for a while, but RL is a demanding place.For the record, Cognito & Lac Glacei are and should remain Shirerothian. Tell Theo the one and original Emperor said so.Well, as a cardboard Santa/Grinch I wish you all well. Saying my name three times is good juju if the Evil One threatens.Jacobus Imperator

*hopps over as a purple kangaroo with blue polka dots*You can be the king of my ummmmm...... Broccoli*Hands you a purple cardboard crown with blue polka dots and hopps off* Baroness of Lunaris in The Republic of ShirerothBaroness-Councilor of Tallandor-New Barbary in TreesiaEdited by: Eriana Moon at: 12/17/03 4:15 pm

Quote:No, Jacobus lives. He/I was/were thrown into an alternate reality, but that story line never developed well. He lives on, like a junior-grade John Carter of Barsoom.I have put my trust in god and decided that the career of Jacobus is a satirical fable on micronationalism.

Thats how Lac Glacei got its name. Somebody said "You're Emperor of Ice Cream for all I care!"

How do you say Broccoli in Latin?(Rex Brocclororium? Hmmm)

God know....ach! I know that poem! Concupiscent curds are bidding whip to my mind! Aiiyeeeee!!! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

...wow...I've been hearing that name for years and it never connected. Brilliant. A gesture worthy of the inventor of Absentia and Cognito himself. "Scott, you're so evil you should be Babkhan!" - Tahmaseb Shah"In order to find his equal, a Shirerithian is forced to talk to God" = With apologies to Steven Braveheart

Broccoli in Latin = Brassica oleraceaAm I sad or not?

Eu não falo latin. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike