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Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:28 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
*POURS ANOTHER 151 RUM AND COKE*

SO THIS BOTTLE IS A QUARTER'S EMPTY NOW, HOW AM I DOING?

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:35 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
OK, SO IT'S A RUM AND DR BOB, SUE ME

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:38 pm
by Harvey Steffke
Well, nothing's on fire yet. Keep drinking.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 8:41 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
ACTUALLY, I'VE LIT UP TWO SHOTS ALREADY, DOES THAT COUNT?

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:02 pm
by Demon of Fides
Okay, who gave Icebreaker access to Corey's account?

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:17 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
THE CAPS LOCK SAVES ME FROM CAPITALIZATION WORRIES

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 2:57 am
by Jonas
Who was talking about us having a stable Kaiser? :p :angel

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:16 am
by Erik Mortis
Not I.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:41 pm
by Demon of Fides
Nope.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:56 am
by Jonas
Hhmm. I wonder who did it, because I sure remember someone said it. :fish

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:54 am
by Erik Mortis
At least not this Kaiser. I tend to be rather stable when I'm Kaiser.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:57 pm
by Demon of Fides
I will eat you to consume your stability.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:19 pm
by Erik Mortis
Not sure it works like that.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:48 pm
by Demon of Fides
I'll debate that with you after you've been assimilated.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:53 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
I'm thinking of linking you to something on the practices of the Etoro people of Papua New Guinea.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:02 pm
by Erik Mortis
They eat brains for sanity or something?

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:05 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
Pubescent boys give older men blow jobs to ingest the stuff of manhood

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:08 pm
by Demon of Fides
Please don't.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:14 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
Don't worry, it was just gonna be wikipedia

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:28 pm
by Erik Mortis
I've heard about that.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:34 pm
by Demon of Fides
There /are/ minors on the board, Corey. :P

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:37 pm
by Erik Mortis
It's a well documented anthropological phenomena.

Re: Kaiserial Thread of Drunkeness

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:56 pm
by Kaiser Fish XII
Exactly, that's where I got it from, anthropology class