Shireroth

Alrighty, let's get down to business.

I'm going to be a rather domestically-focussed Kaiser, therefore:

A. The following ministries are ordered to answer primarily to the Landsraad
1. Ministry of the Exterior
2. Ministry of Military Affairs
3. Ministry of Trade

B. The remaining three ministries will answer primarily to the Kaiser.

C. This arrangement will be valid only during my reign.

Also, since it's pretty much standard procedure at this point:

D. Shyriath shall be Steward of Shireroth, and is requested to choose a deputy steward just in case. (I expect to be a reasonably active Kaiser, so this isn't particularly indent)

Your Niftiness, I want to congratulate You with Your Throne. However, for the love of accuracy, please... please... please don't add 'XII' behind Your name. It 's confusing for the historians.

All Hail Kaiser Fish XII! Melangia again swear their allegiance to the Mango Throne and the mighty non-demon-Fish that sits upon it.

Jonas wrote:Your Niftiness, I want to congratulate You with Your Throne. However, for the love of accuracy, please... please... please don't add 'XII' behind Your name. It 's confusing for the historians.

But Kaiser Fishes count downwards...

Maybe it should be spelled out like a proper name?

Kaiser Fish Twelfth?

Hail Kaiser Fish I. Yeah.. I'm gonna be that way...

Kaiser Fish XII wrote:

Jonas wrote:Your Niftiness, I want to congratulate You with Your Throne. However, for the love of accuracy, please... please... please don't add 'XII' behind Your name. It 's confusing for the historians.

But Kaiser Fishes count downwards...

But then there can't be more then twelve!

Yes there can: Kaiser Fish i, Kaiser Fish -i, Kaiser Fish 2i, Kaiser Fish -1, etc.

Or maybe they're like timelords and you only get thirteen, tops.

I never understood that restriction.

Oh, you know they'll discover a loophole if and when the time comes.

Harvey Steffke wrote:Oh, you know they'll discover a loophole if and when the time comes.

The Master already did, so it shouldn't be hard for the Doctor.

Did it require sucking life out of babies?

Yes, but the Timelord Council (you know, the ones the Doctor killed) can grant 12 more regenerations. They resurrected the Master for the timewar.

There was a separate case, he stole it off another Timelord.

With the Masters death, the Doctor is the last Timelord (unless you count his daughter) and wouldn't steal lives off a timelord anyway.

Wait.. he killed the other time lords?

No, the Time Lords killed the Time Lords.

Or was it the Daleks? Nobody can remember.

Wow, you went from Kaiser Oatmeal to Kaiser Fish Sticks!

That there's His Niftyness Kaiser Fishsticks, hombre!

LOL....

The Doctor destroyed everything in the Time War, the Master gloats about that in The Sound of Drums

Demon of Fides wrote:The Doctor destroyed everything in the Time War, the Master gloats about that in The Sound of Drums

The latest we know is that the Doctor used something called "the moment" and destroyed both the Timelords (and Gallifrey) and the Daleks at once.

In his defense, they were all mostly jerks anyway.

At the time, certainly. Unleashing Hell and then ascending to a higher non-corporeal form is quite jerk like.

Serves them right I suppose.

Mayest you another fine Reign upon Shireroth bestoweth.