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Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:33 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
You know the drill...
The Basics:
Name:
Account:
House/County of Residence:
Position:
Nobility:
Citizenship:
Contact:
Awards:
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:51 pm
by Malliki Tosha
The Basics:
Name: Malliki Tosha
Account:
House/County of Residence: Tosha-Straylight/LTN
Position: Arbiter
Nobility: 1/3 Duke
Citizenship: Shireroth, Cyberia (grumble)
Contact:
Awards:
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
Tell them to stfu or gtfo.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
ICEBREAKER, ALWAYS.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
Lolno.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:57 pm
by CJ Miller
The Basics:
Name: CJ Miller
Account: CJ Miller
House/County of Residence: RV
Position: None
Nobility: None
Citizenship: Safiria, Antica *twitch* (Before you ask, I renounced my Victorian and Gralan citizenships)
Contact: Email/MSN:
missingno000@gmail.com, AIM: Ketsuban0000
Awards: None
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do? Decree that such Antikaisers are traitors.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless. Icebreaker gets the crown and Aster gets drowned.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? No, moronic questions are fun. :P
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:00 pm
by Malliki Tosha
This is for citizens only, so gtfo.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:25 pm
by Falkner van der Sluijs
The Basics:
Name: Corey van der Sluijs
Account: Falkner van der Sluijs
House/County of Residence: Asantelian, no associated house
Position: Prætor
Nobility: none
Citizenship: Toketoshal, Natopia
Contact: there are several about
Awards: I got an order of the something somewhere.
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
Behead the nonbelievers
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
Drown Icebreaker, he'll enjoy it.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
yes please
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:40 pm
by Jadie Kelb
The Basics:
Name: Jessica
Account: Jadie Kelb
House/County of Residence: House Yardis
Position: "Resident Cat Lady Extraordinaire"
Nobility: "Queen of Cuteness"
Citizenship: Shireroth
Contact: AIM: JldJadie
Awards: None
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
I would distract them with cuteness.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
From what I have seen Icebreaker takes the trolldom to a whole new level.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? *shrugs* No preference.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:55 pm
by Andreas the Wise
The Basics:
Name: Andreas
Account: Andreas the Wise
House/County of Residence: Melangia, Atterock, House Kildare
Position: MiniTrade
Nobility: Margrave
Citizenship: Gralus, Nelaga
Contact: You all have if you need it
Awards: Next to my name
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
I'd ask a lot of questions about why people wanted to usurp me and what I was doing wrong, and do a lot of listening. I'd try and keep any allies I have, and placate those who are easy to placate. For those who aren't, I'd figure out if they were the sort of people who'll put up with me and stay in Shireroth; the sort of people who'll leave in a huff; or the sort of people who will knife me and then deny the whole thing. If they're in the second or third category I'd do what I can to placate them while not annoying my current allies too much; if I couldn't, I'd at least make sure they knew they were being listened to and I gave them a well reasoned response for why I wasn't doing what they wanted.
Giving the economy a kick start would be fun too.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
ICEBREAKER
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
No, I found these an interesting change
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 12:33 pm
by Iskander Mirkdale
The Basics:
Name: Iskander Mirkdale
Account: Iskander Mirkdale
House/County of Residence: Kalir
Position:
Nobility:
Citizenship: Shireroth, Natopia, Imperium Incognita
Contact: PM
Awards:
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do? Continue encouraging everyone to simultaneously try to usurp my throne whilst looking to me continually for leadership, until everyone simultaneously tried to usurp my throne whilst looking to someone else continually for leadership, thus permitting a dramatic abidication and even more dramatic aftermath, because drama is everything.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? Yes, and ones which aren't quite so rhetorical, too.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:41 pm
by Kaiser Mors VI
The Basics:
Name: Erik Mortis
Account: Erik Mortis
House/County of Residence: House Mortis
Position: None.
Nobility: Kaiser.
Citizenship: Shireroth
Contact: rrakanychan on any network. gmail and all that.
Awards: Several.
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
-What I did? Put it down unless it was fully formed when it broke loose on me.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless. Icebreaker, he's actaully a citizen.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? Either way. Fun questions are.. fun and serious ones can be useful.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 5:03 pm
by Shyriath
The Basics:
Name: Shyriath Bukolos
Account: Shyriath
House/County of Residence: House of Mortis
Position: Mango King of Arms?
Nobility: N/A
Citizenship: Shireroth
Contact: ICQ: 487654196, AIM: ShyriathDragon, email: shyriathdragon(at)gmail{dot}com
Awards: Red Dragon Award, Order of the Dragon (Companion)
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
Possibly I would hand the throne over with a flourish and say, "If you believe you can do better, now's the time to find out." And then sit back and watch the show.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
I have this, and only this, to say: CROWN HIM, BITCHES
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
Only if they are accompanied by ones that are. 
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:29 am
by Ryan
The Basics:
Name: Ryan
Account: Ryan
House/County of Residence: Yardis, Saran Isles
Position: None
Nobility: None
Citizenship: Shireroth, Ashkenatza, Cyberia (dead)
Contact: PM
Awards: Griffon
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
Have them all shot!
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
Surgically combine them all into MEGATROLL!!!
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
For $10 I'll answer that question.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:22 pm
by Jacobus Loki
The Basics:
Name: Jacobus Loki
Account: Jacobus Loki
House/County of Residence: Kildare, Absentia
Position: hanging by my heels like a bat. Count, usurped Baron, I think
Nobility: don't thin so
Citizenship: Shireroth
Contact: I'm hiding, you can try but.....
Awards: Gold Nixon, more somewhere (rummages in carpetbag)
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
Suspend the Charter, restore the Duchies and Baronies, feed the rebels to Malarbor
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
dkdc
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
meh
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 4:11 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
Name: Scott Alexander
Account: Scott of Hyperborea
House/County of Residence: Kalirion, Hyperborea
Position: None
Nobility: None
Citizenship: Go single cits!
Contact: PM
Awards: Yes
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 1:54 pm
by Daniel Farewell
Name: Daniel
Account: Daniel Farewell
House/County of Residence: Kalir, Cape Farewell
Position: Steward, MiniEx
Nobility: Duke
Citizenship: Yes
Contact: PM, I have MSN, AIM and Skype. Contact me through PM to get a hold of me
Awards: Dragon!
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 4:14 pm
by Gman Russell
The Basics:
Name: Greg Russell
Account: Gman Russell, Angelguardian93
House/County of Residence: House Yardis, Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara
Position: *shrugs*
Nobility: *shrugs*
Citizenship: Nelaga, here.
Contact: PM me please.
Awards: Lots and lots.
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
I'd wonder why the hell the MIN is making political comments on this form.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
ICEBREAKER IS LAME, AND I DON'T KNOW WHO ASTER IS.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
Trick question? I think so.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 4:15 am
by Harald of Froyalan
The Basics:
Name: Harald of Ettlingar Freyu
Account: Harald of Froyalan
House/County of Residence: Kalir/Cimmeria and Avaldsnes
Position: None.
Nobility: None.
Citizenship: Stormark, Shireroth
Contact: emperorkruoningha (at) hotmail (dot) com
Awards: Various
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 6:28 am
by Edgard
The Basics:
Name: Edgard Portela
Account: Edgard (for Shirerithian affairs) / Emperor Edgard II (for my capacity as Emperor of Alexandria)
House/County of Residence: House Kildare
Position: None.
Nobility: Nope.
Citizenship: Alexandrian, Stormarkian, Shirerithian
Contact: eaportela at gee mael
Awards: I got a gold star in kindergarten for drawing a bunny.
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do?
I have no clue. I can't be Kaiser.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless.
I think having everyone drown in a giant vat of warm piss would be pretty amusing instead of the voting. Either that or we could just scrap the whole thing and have a wet t-shirt contest, let's get some of that victoria.com talent to join...
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic?
It has made my census taking experience much more pleasant.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 7:36 am
by CJ Miller
CJ Miller wrote:The Basics:
Name: CJ Miller
Account: CJ Miller
House/County of Residence: Yardistan, House Annexis
Position: None
Nobility: None
Citizenship: Safiria*, Antica *twitch*, Shireroth
Contact: Email/MSN:
missingno000@gmail.com, AIM: Ketsuban0000
Awards: None
*In Safirian common law, the monarch technically isn't a citizen, due to the identical definitions of "citizen" and "subject", but it's more convenient to say I am.
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do? Decree that such Antikaisers are traitors.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless. Icebreaker gets the crown and Aster gets drowned.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? No, moronic questions are fun. :P
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:41 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
The Basics:
Name: Aurangzeb Khan
Account: Aurangzeb Khan
House/County of Residence: Kalir, Alalehzamin
Position: MinImnt(??), MoMA
Nobility: None - base as buggery
Citizenship: Ashkenatza, Shireroth
Contact: PM
Awards: A few
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The Optionals:
If you were Kaiser and everyone was simultaneously trying to usurp your throne whilst looking to you continually for leadership, what would you do? Kill everyone to ensure that there were no witnesses to my past cock-ups left to contradict me.
This is the Law: Shireroth is only allowed one Troll and a Jess, and CJ Miller is currently being the Jess. Aster is challenging ICEBREAKER for the barbed crown of Trolldom - who gets the crown and who gets drowned in a giant vat of warm piss? Your vote decides nothing but could be considered interesting nonetheless. I rather think that outcome has been determined.
Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? Yes - the man is a bloody eijit.
Re: Census: May/June 2010
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:23 pm
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
The Basics:
Name: Nick Foghorn Leghorn
Account: Same
House/County of Residence: Norfolk
Position:Count?
Nobility: Same
Citizenship: Shireroth and Antica
Contact: You got it already. Or just google it.
Awards: WAY too many to count
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Would you like the census taker to start posing questions that aren't quite so moronic? Yes.