Shireroth

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 1:15 pm**

Noting the stagnation of your political system your beloved neighbours of Antica and Ashkenatza are prepared to offer a just and ethical solution; namely partition. Henceforth Benacian Shireroth shall fall under the sphere of influence of Ashkenatza whilst those parts formerly known as Kildare and Yardistan will be subject to the development plans of your friends in Antica.

All questions with regards to this matter should be addressed to your interim Kaiserin Ruth. In the meantime consider yourselves to have awoken in a 'land of freedom'. REJOICE! BURNING MALABOR DEMANDS IT!

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 1:38 pm**

Fuck off.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 1:40 pm**

Your constructive correspondence is appreciated but I bring better news:

22:20 Ardy oh well time to sit back pour another drink and wait for hilarity to unfold
22:21 beetz I shall prepare a speech to my people
22:21 *** Daniel joined #micronations
22:22 Daniel Ardy: Let's send the Kalirian troops to Shirekeep and occupy the city :-p
22:22 Ardy :p yes lets
22:23 Daniel maybe that will shake things up
22:24 Ardy aye
22:24 Daniel You have your orders, mate
22:25 Daniel Need any money?
22:25 Ardy lots?
22:26 Daniel for the occupation and kidnapping of the kaiser?
22:27 Ardy oh indeed but while Kalir shall retain substantive autonomy Brookshire shall be administered directly by Herr Astopov (Aster)
22:27 Daniel Izzee a citizen?
22:28 Daniel never mind, I'll naturalize him myself (once Kaiser )
22:28 Ardy lol
22:29 Daniel Deal? :P
22:29 Ardy oh sure. Ruth, any objections to Ric being Kaiserin?
22:30 Daniel I'll marry her!
22:30 Ardy even better
22:31 Daniel how much money do you need?
22:32 Ardy oh I'd say 1,000 should cover immediate expenses
22:32 beetz wait
22:32 beetz what?
22:33 beetz Ric can be the Kaiserin
22:33 Daniel NO
22:33 beetz This will make things less sticky on the Antican side of things
22:33 Daniel I will be Kaiser Daniel III, while Ruth my Kaiserin
22:34 Daniel :-P
22:34 beetz Shirespeak!
22:34 Ardy Dynastic revolution thingy
22:34 Ardy the way forward
22:35 beetz I fear this will ruin my reputation of never having been Shirerothianly-connected!
22:35 Daniel heyyyy
22:35 Daniel marry me?
22:35 Artz1 you're connected with shireroth?!?! BLASPHEMY
22:35 Artz1 :P
22:36 Ardy ah but this is not shirerothianly connected this is redemption for the shirerothianly
22:36 Ardy you, Ruth, are emancipation personified
22:36 Daniel She is Elwynn incarnate!
22:36 beetz but, my only love is Antica! And Freedom!
22:36 Daniel Damnit
22:37 Artz1 lol
22:37 Artz1 anticaaa.. antica...
22:37 Daniel Fine Ardy, we'll work alone
22:37 Ardy And Elwynn is just a synonym for freedom
22:37 Ardy COMPLY!
22:37 Daniel YES IT IS
22:37 Artz1 (hey danial =D)
22:37 Artz1 *iel
22:37 Daniel At least you didin't call me Denial :P
22:37 Daniel Hey
22:38 Ardy Although denial works on several levels
22:38 Artz1 lol
22:38 Daniel lol

The upshot of which is that Ric is now your enlightened despot. KEEP REJOICING!

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 1:43 pm**

I once shook William Hague's hand and I approve of this message.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 1:52 pm**

phineas elastopon wrote:I once shook William Hague's hand and I approve of this message.

You poor sod. Me too! I also continue to approve of this message.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 2:12 pm**

Can't Kildare join Ashkenatza?

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 2:14 pm**

O you can join us all you like but I'm afraid your home was sold unscrupulously to the highest bidder.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 2:23 pm**

Atterock kindly points you to the Duchal Anthem. Particularly the third line of the chorus. In the meantime, we await you actually doing something more than saying "I'm Kaiser". An invasion might help.

That is all.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 2:30 pm**

Ruth. This one falls in your half. Invade please.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 3:42 pm**

Ardy are hereby charged with Treason. Anyone backing this "take over" by foreign powers will also be charged likewise. It is not to late to recant this foolishness. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding. Maybe no charges need be pressed. We have systems for such things.... forms shall be obeyed.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 5:12 pm**

I believe this was a joke, Erik.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 5:36 pm**

I can never be to sure with Ardy

But with Mike trying to pull his stuff at the same time... I respond with WRATH!

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 5:40 pm**

It just shows you've grown old and tired.

Posted: **Thu May 13, 2010 5:41 pm**

Seriously.. I'll be 26 in a few months.. wtf is with that?

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2010 9:56 am**

Well, Khan as foreign minister of Ashkenatza has certainly sent the correct message...I wish to inform Shireroth that the Knesset has every intention of getting involved in this.

...In any case, why would the Ashkenatzi and Tellians want to dirty their exquisite republic with the likes of you - I think we're a cut above...

[OYVEY]

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2010 10:22 am**

Andreas the Wise wrote:In the meantime, we await you actually doing something more than saying "I'm Kaiser". An invasion might help.

Who said anything about changing the Kaiser? Your curious squabbles over that fruity chair will act as comic relief to your Anti-khenatzi overlords, much as they do now.

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2010 1:41 pm**

Laughter from Olympus.

Posted: **Fri May 14, 2010 5:04 pm**

Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if an Ashkenatzi taskforce of commando-investment bankers hadn't already infiltrated Shirekeep and taken over the economy.

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