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Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:17 pm
by Eldwood
Leo
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Leo coughed, clearing his throat of the accumulated dust that had been thrown into the air by impatient cars flying by. He looked quite ridiculous in his leather britches and woven shirt that was three sizes to large — not to mention his jaw that hung seemingly frozen several feet lower then where it should have biologically been possible. Several passers-by gave him strange looks but none dwelled on the sight for too long. They had grow accustom to the seemingly deliberate disregard for narrative causality which led to the strange mixing of time periods.

Hanging in his right hand, which was hung just as limply as his jaw, was clutched a single sheet of paper which boasted in block letters:
The scrap of paper wrote: Praetor needed!
No previous experience necessary!
Applications are being accepted in Shirekeep now!
WE WANT YOU

Seriously we need you. Were kinda desperate at this point...
He gaped in wonder for several more minutes until a stray fly found its way into Leo's gaping mouth. Startled he proceeded to do a little jig of disgust which earned a few more sidelong glances.

Once he had recovered from the unpleasant experience, the boy rummaged in his back pocket and pulled out a tattered napkin with the words "MaP OF ShIREKeeP" scrawled on a corner in what was unmistakably red lipstick. Now if he could figure out which way was up on the damn thing!

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:20 pm
by Jonas
Leo for Praetor! :)

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:59 pm
by Allot
[approve]

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:03 pm
by Erik Mortis
I'm gonna move this to the Front gate.. only because the Kaiser can't do anything about it, it's a Landsraad matter.

But Yes. Sure.. go for it!

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:16 pm
by Eldwood
Ill ask Ari then :)
Allot wrote:[approve]
Do I need your approval? I think not.

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:18 pm
by Erik Mortis
If he can vote you might want it...

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:22 pm
by Allot
Eldwood wrote:Ill ask Ari then :)
Allot wrote:[approve]
Do I need your approval? I think not.
Landsraad VOTE elects the Praetor. [hypersass]Might want to brush up on your lawbook.[/hypersass]

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:22 pm
by Eldwood
How many votes do you have?

None.

I suggest you brush up on your Elwynnesse law.

Now don't get me wrong. I'm sure you have considerable influence on his grace's allocation of the votes. But for the time being your opinion is unquestionably unimportant so would you be so kind as too bugger off?

EDIT: PS your signature is false. I should sue.

So. How do we do this.

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:56 pm
by Eldwood
Leo
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Leo scratched his head. Apparently the Landsraad had to vote on his appointment, and yet for the Landsraad to function there had to be a praetor. He wondered if he was missing something or if there was indeed a gaping flaw in the current situation.

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So. Would the Steward be able to act as a temporary Praetor? In any case could someone put the following bill forwards?:
Bill: Praetor Candidate — Leo Eldwood wrote: :smashy :smashy :smashy *furtive glance and then a final self indulgent :smashy *

May it be resolved before the assembly nobles that the person of Leo Eldwood be appointed to the office of Praetor of the Landsraad of Shireroth.

Since no other candidate has been presented, votes may be cast YEA, NAY, or ABSTAIN.

In accordance to the law book this bill will close 96 hour from this time.
BILL CLOSES [1234 ASC @ 00:00AM]

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:37 pm
by Allot
Nope, you just missed the Charter:
Section D: The Prætor

a. The Prætor of Shireroth may only be elected by the nobility of the Shireroth, from among the full-citizens of the Shireroth. The Prætor does not have to be a Noble of Shireroth. The Kaiser shall manage the election of the Prætor by the Landsraad, and shall act as Prætor of the Landsraad until one is immediately elected.

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:16 pm
by Eldwood
Hmm how convenient. She's been trained to fetch Charter quotes. In any case the steward has handled the matter.

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:32 pm
by Cho'Gall
Ok this needs to stop, you people are getting into a shitstorm about nothing

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:34 pm
by Allot
I agree.

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:38 pm
by Malliki Tosha
The Steward hasn't handled it. I did.

Re: Application — Leo Eldwood

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:40 pm
by Eldwood
True. Same color names. Sorry.

Also

I agree.