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The final solution

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:52 pm
by Malliki Tosha
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Re: The final solution

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:13 am
by Kaiser Leto III
I prefer to blow up the government officials myself if they try to make a part of us (Belgians) a colony of the Netherlands.

Re: The final solution

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:39 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
Ugh, French territorial aggrandisement. It's time perhaps to restart the Hundred Years War, fighting the French instead of the Taliban would curb travel expenditure and reduce our carbon-footprint - in other news Calais wants to rejoin the British Empire (in order to cash in on the Olympics)

Re: The final solution

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:14 pm
by Maksym Hadjimehmetov
Heheheheh- whilst Belgium did give us the Saxophone, Tintin, good beer, and tentatively, Hercule Poirot, its frontier rectification is highly amusing. I still think plucky old Luxembourg should have some of her historic lands reinstated around Bastogne and that area.

Then again, as Ardy knows, I'm all for petty territorial changes ;)

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Re: The final solution

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:27 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Greater Wales... dear god... anyway do you have a full scale version of that map without the country names knocking around?

Re: The final solution

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:15 pm
by Bill3000
ew. Bulgaria should be annexed by Greece, not GAIN Greek land. that's totally lame.

Re: The final solution

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:37 am
by Kaiser Leto III
Greece is bankrupt, you should punish it by taking its independence away, not by giving it land. :p

Re: The final solution

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:13 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
Bill3000 wrote:ew. Bulgaria should be annexed by Greece, not GAIN Greek land. that's totally lame.
I am uncertain of the origins of Bill's Bulgarophobia but I am certain he would probably approve of the Byzantine Emperor they called Boulgaroktonos on account of leaving a certain number of dead Bulgars in his wake.

Re: The final solution

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:52 am
by Maksym Hadjimehmetov
When you lived in a nation as disgustingly nationalist as Turkey, and when independence day is the same day as your birthday, one is naturally inclined to want to Balkanise and carve up Anatolia à la Sèvres.

In fact, I even implemented my Turkey-carving (pun not intended) into Hearts of Iron II as my popular Anatolian Wars Mod, which promted a full email inbox of nationalist Turks pouring their hearts out with the caps lock.

i.e: HELLO MY NAME ÖZGUR İ FROM TURKEY I LIKE YOU AND İ LIKE YOUR MOD BUT NO LIKE KURD. KURD HE SMELL. TÜRK HE MIGHTY WITH LUSCIOUS MOUSTACHE. İ PLAY YOUR MOD MY HEART BREAK I SEE ARMENIAN EVERYWHERE. İ HUG YOU