Shireroth

I hereby abscond as Duke of Goldshire.

As my last act as duke, with the power of Ducal Decree behind it, I leave the Ducal Throne to... whichever citizen of Goldshire first replies to this topic! Note that quickly becoming a Goldshire citizen and posting after the change is official would count, but that seems a bit unlikely you could get all that done before someone else posts.

May... whoever... rule wisely. And stuff.

By my hand,
Harvey Lekuan
Guy of Goldshire

I don't think we technically have a procedure on immigration between duchies. I think the most official sign of duchy citizenship is whatever I colour you as.

So, uh, any takers?

My friends...no...make that "my subjects"...let no one ever say nothing good comes of hanging around talking to Harvey about nothing in particular in #micronations late at night.

Now, where'd I put my ordering-people-around sceptre? Ah, yes, right here, next to my ceremonial sceptre and my oversized novelty sceptre.

No promotion...

LIKE A BOSS!

So sad... so soon...why?

So anyhow, all hail Duke Yvain!

Yes.. all hail (EDITED BY SHINE)....

Um, so (CENSORED BY SHINE) and Yvain are the same person?

Oh yes. It was a bit of a thing back in the day. This will probably be tolerated since its amusing and Yvain was a very effective Duke the last time around.

Wasn't objecting, just making comment.

Shush, don't go telling all of my secrets to the new people now. You never let me have any fun...

What secrets? I said nothing!

You bet you didn't, if you know what's good for you!

Is the current Duke giving the citizen of Goldshire who brings in the most new citizens the title to the Duchy? If so, I thought I might join Goldshire to help Aryeztur out so that he could become Duke. Would this mean I would have to leave Elwynn?

Oh, right. The succession. Whichever one of you can recruit the most good new citizens to Goldshire by the time I leave will be the next Duke. If you all recruit the same number, I just choose whichever of my subjects I like best, or the prettiest if I start getting girl subjects.

- From Making Goldshire Glitter

if I start getting girl subjects.

Rule #30: There are no girls on the internet, only extremely girly men.

Wait. FUCK.

I assume you're a guy Allot. Since I'm new here, I probably don't know what everyone else knows. But its unlikely there would be such an active female micronationalist.

Well I'll tell you the truth... Its kinda shocking so if you have a weak heart then don't read on.

ALLOT IS ACTUALLY A HOBGOBLIN!!!

DAduhDAda!! *insert dramatic lemur*

But seriously. I'm not sure hobgoblins even distinguish gender.

vasroe wrote:Is the current Duke giving the citizen of Goldshire who brings in the most new citizens the title to the Duchy? If so, I thought I might join Goldshire to help Aryeztur out so that he could become Duke. Would this mean I would have to leave Elwynn?

And... DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Once Elwynn's.

ALWAYS ELWYNN's

Ok. I don't want to join Goldshire unless it is certain to me that Aryeztur would become Duke.

Also, Aryeztur, Allot sounds like a girl, but then again you never know for sure on the Internet.

Yeah, but the Shirewiki said she used to be Andrew Allot.

Ok. That would settle it then.

Actually I am debating whether to still join Goldshire. I would definitely need to be given at least that County we discussed, Aryeztur. (I would like the area you pointed out on the map you sent me.) The reason I would need a County is that for me to lose my only County would mean I would lose my possible seats in the Landsraad.

BWAHAHAHAAH CONFUSION REIGNS

I can't wait until the Duke of Richelieu finds out, he's been calling me ma'am this whole time. *giggle* Oh god.

Shireroth used to be almost half woman in the past. And was one of the first nations to have relatively consistent female leadership...

So Allot is a man?!

This is as confusing as when Sirithil first showed up. :P

You should be happy you weren't around when Anandja was Kaiseress.

Sirithil was a man?

Yeah, it's a bit of a long story...

Haha, I know. Just wanted to scare ya :P