Shireroth

To the Duke of Kildare:

I have been instructed by His Most Imperial and Royal Majesty, Emperor Harald Thorstein I, to present the following letter:


http://vikings.invisionzone.com/index.p ... topic=6106

I hope that you are doing well, and will have time to respond to this letter in a timely manner.

Jonas - I expect you to charge an appropriate fee for this somewhat dubious validation exercise (I'll take a cut - ta).

I'll pay you 50 erb if you write the documentation in a way that discovers me to be a secret member of the Stormark royal family.

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:Jonas - I expect you to charge an appropriate fee for this somewhat dubious validation exercise (I'll take a cut - ta).

Nah, it is simply part of the backstory surrounding my (micronational) children.

Scott of Hyperborea wrote:I'll pay you 50 erb if you write the documentation in a way that discovers me to be a secret member of the Stormark royal family.

That would be beyond Jonas' purview and would therfore not be recognized by the sole authority who can determine who is a Stormarkian Royal and who is not: me.

Since I'm the founder of the Imperial House of Stormark you would have to satisfactorily explain to me how you could be a child of mine.

Harald of Froyalan wrote:

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:Jonas - I expect you to charge an appropriate fee for this somewhat dubious validation exercise (I'll take a cut - ta).

Nah, it is simply part of the backstory surrounding my (micronational) children.

Yes I gathered that. I think 200 erb sounds fair.

Since I'm the founder of the Imperial House of Stormark you would have to satisfactorily explain to me how you could be a child of mine.

A pretty Shirerithian girl, lots and lots of mead, and a "what happens in Port Nevermore stays in Port Nevermore" attitude.

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:Yes I gathered that. I think 200 erb sounds fair.

That would be fine with me. What about you Jonas?

(And the money would, of course, be split 70% - 30% the Kaiser's way. )

Scott of Hyperborea wrote:A pretty Shirerithian girl, lots and lots of mead, and a "what happens in Port Nevermore stays in Port Nevermore" attitude.

Make it a pretty Hyperborean girl and lots and lots of mead and I might be in.

What would be the reason that the lives of me and the pretty Hyperborean girl touch each other?

The novelty of caressing and having knowledge of one born with purple skin?

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:The novelty of caressing and having knowledge of one born with purple skin?

Sure. I'm in the mood for something exotic.

It's fine for me. Will start with it next week.