A Prayer to the Machine God
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:59 pm
Oh Lord, whose syntax is most divine, hear my plea
Let your most gracious semi-colon shine on me, and my code
Let your IDEs watch over my code,
And Let your Gracious Hand Deliver unto my code the most worthy and re-usable CRUD system in PHP, which I have heretofore been unable to create without some useless framework like CodeIgniter, whose evils you have condemned to the fiery bowels of the Trash Bin.
Oh Lord, Free Me from the evils of the Frameworks,
And let my code be Blessed.
Amen.
I shall say three IFs and six FORs in honour of your graciousness.
EDIT: And bless thy divine code, oh lord, which always contains sanitation and validation.
Let your most gracious semi-colon shine on me, and my code
Let your IDEs watch over my code,
And Let your Gracious Hand Deliver unto my code the most worthy and re-usable CRUD system in PHP, which I have heretofore been unable to create without some useless framework like CodeIgniter, whose evils you have condemned to the fiery bowels of the Trash Bin.
Oh Lord, Free Me from the evils of the Frameworks,
And let my code be Blessed.
Amen.
I shall say three IFs and six FORs in honour of your graciousness.
EDIT: And bless thy divine code, oh lord, which always contains sanitation and validation.