Shireroth

*A Colonel dressed in the field-grey of the Imperial Forces presented himself before the Duke of Goldshire*

"Your Grace,

His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb sends his greetings and well wishes and bids you, as a fellow heir to the line of Steffki, to arrange for the immediate acquisition of twelve Epoch Class Gravships and one Omen Class Gravship, to assist the imperial forces in their quest for world domination. Trusting to your connections with Nelaga and family history, he is sure this will be of no difficulty for you, and expects them on the morrow."

According to these Books of History I have right here and carry around with me all the time, the Epoch wasn't really a gravship at all. It was a small fighter similar to but more advanced than the Dio...less advanced than the Star Aeon, though, but only a few of those were ever built. The only capital ships were the Omen class gravships and the Blackbirds, such as the Jasonian Hope. Did you know that many version of Control of Destiny have a special bonus level at the end taking place on the Jasonian Hope, where you can talk to lots of characters? It's a lot of fun! I spent the entire second term of my freshman year at college cataloguing every character you could talk to on the Jasonian Hope and memorizing what they say to you...and I still got the highest mark in my school on my final exam!

I have two million gazillion gravships! Amokolia RULEZ!!! SUCK IT BITCHES!!!!

"My lord, Jessie just asked you place your mouth upon his scrotum."

"Well my good sir, tell him that I shall have none of his tom foolery."

"I shall relay the message to him at once sir, by the way who are you talking to?"

"Why you of course."

"Yes, but I don't exist, I'm a device that you use to express your opinion."

"Off to Agnesia with you!"

Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb wrote:*A Colonel dressed in the field-grey of the Imperial Forces presented himself before the Duke of Goldshire*

"Your Grace,

His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb sends his greetings and well wishes and bids you, as a fellow heir to the line of Steffki, to arrange for the immediate acquisition of twelve Epoch Class Gravships and one Omen Class Gravship, to assist the imperial forces in their quest for world domination. Trusting to your connections with Nelaga and family history, he is sure this will be of no difficulty for you, and expects them on the morrow."

You do realise that there were only three ever built and the prohibitive cost all but destroyed the otherwise perfect and flawless FIoJ. I can't just whistle one up out of thin air, create some ridiculous specifications, lift some shoddy graphics from Chronotrigger, sample some dodgy midi music and put it all on a clunking geocities page just at a moments notice... wait...

Tell his niftiness that if he wants an Omen at short notice that he should try the Babkhans, there was one idiot who thought he could just dig one out of some fossilised bird shit. Not naming names but if you tell the Kaiser to look in the mirror he should figure the rest out for himself.

Harvey_Steffke wrote:

Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb wrote:*A Colonel dressed in the field-grey of the Imperial Forces presented himself before the Duke of Goldshire*

"Your Grace,

His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb sends his greetings and well wishes and bids you, as a fellow heir to the line of Steffki, to arrange for the immediate acquisition of twelve Epoch Class Gravships and one Omen Class Gravship, to assist the imperial forces in their quest for world domination. Trusting to your connections with Nelaga and family history, he is sure this will be of no difficulty for you, and expects them on the morrow."

You do realise that there were only three ever built and the prohibitive cost all but destroyed the otherwise perfect and flawless FIoJ. I can't just whistle one up out of thin air, create some ridiculous specifications, lift some shoddy graphics from Chronotrigger, sample some dodgy midi music and put it all on a clunking geocities page just at a moments notice... wait...

Tell his niftiness that if he wants an Omen at short notice that he should try the Babkhans, there was one idiot who thought he could just dig one out of some fossilised bird shit. Not naming names but if you tell the Kaiser to look in the mirror he should figure the rest out for himself.

Well you definitely can't because Geocities is closed now. But I'm sure the other problems can be solved by your imagination.