Shireroth

Or... the OAM

Sigh. Call me when you return to the year 2009. Nobody's impressed by your ability to remember one old acronym.

Gods! I'm sorry! *sighs*

I just found it funny.

Ah yes, Sirithil. As I recall I tried to murder him. Good times, good times ...

Him? Not her?

When I got close enough to wield the dagger, I found out some things I'd have preferred not to ....

Great name, oh kaiser.

If you keep flattering me, and pay a hefty bribe, I may arrange for you to escape before your island is blown off the face of micras by the ISI.

It's no good. He'd just ride to safety on a pegasus. Or a unicorn. Or whatever D&D monster he could come up with. It's not like we don't have half of them running around in this nation already anyway.

A valid point. Now, where's that Narrative Discontinuity Bomb when you need it ...

It would be on a Beholder, actually.

I wish Sai'Kar were here. She'd know what to do. That reminds me, I really must finish that game.

Seriously.

I wanna be duke again

So just rebel. Seems to have worked for everyone else so far.

Jessie wrote:I wanna be duke again

Look, we got you Amokolia back from the Ocians. If you want anything more, you're going to have to give us Amokolia. And a hefty bribe. And then its still a maybe.

Sigh. Call me when you return to the year 2009. Nobody's impressed by your ability to remember one old acronym.

I'm very impressed by your ability to remember one old acronym! It reminds me of the glory days of OAM, and by extension those of AIN, FIoJ, CHE, RoB, RoQM, LoSS, LoM, RoI, HoA, and even URT. I remember those. Those were good times. Well, not really remember, because I wasn't technically in micronations yet, but I was there in spirit.

I don't know anything about that since I wasn't even born yet then. But I would have been immature and annoying in LoSS if I had been!

Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb wrote:A valid point. Now, where's that Narrative Discontinuity Bomb when you need it ...

A potential successor if ever I saw one. Allot... for god's sake stop massaging your cleavage and get me the number for whatever plagiarised variant of the Assassins Guild we have in Elwynn.

Kaiser Amitymurdererzeb wrote:A valid point. Now, where's that Narrative Discontinuity Bomb when you need it ...

I'm pretty sure I could code one of those up. Gimme about six months.

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:Allot... for god's sake stop massaging your cleavage and get me the number for whatever plagiarised variant of the Assassins Guild we have in Elwynn.

My most humble apologies your nifftyness, but they are just so squishy! I would ask you to see for yourself, but your old... Too old. I think I have to draw the limit at about 278. I'm sure I could arrange for the target to be haunted by a series of vertically challenged
IB examiners to haunt them. Bore them to death.