Shireroth

Hello Senoiores, I want to join you. Where is my passport, please?

(moved this thread to the MiniImNat. Sorry about that, we're a bit bureaucratic here sometimes; goes with the territory.)

Well, I guess I'll be the first to welcome you then. I'm noot actually sure we have a passport...? Might be that someone's posted something akin to one sometime in the past, but we'll have been around for ten years in a few months and we're more about community than the trappings of nationhood, so at least I've forgotten about that by now.

For the purpose of citizenship you might want to fill out this vaguely form-ish thing, not because the formality is important, but because we like knowing about each other, and you were not very verbose in your post

www.biopron.zzNo problem, everyone has to order his affairs. So am I. I wanna be an exemplary citizen, winning the national medal.

Legal name: Otto Hanswurst
Age: 25 or so
Contact: novatania years ago
Citizenship: none
Background information: I'm yellow.
Preferred duchy of residence: I'm going to open a shireroth tavern but where?
Other: Hello!

I really think you should open your tavern in Brookshire. We can even throw in a county for you to play with as well as all the licenses you need (which are none).

You any relation of this chap? I think in the end we ate him. Seasoning was a little off, needed more salt and a dash of pepper. So, now that winter is closing in, it's good to know there's more yellow pork where he came from.

Ah, yes. Meet the first specialty of Shirithian culture a lot of new immigrants tend to be subjected to: The gaggle of Dukes all trying to convince you that their Duchy is the one to join. Well, except for me, I'm the Duke of Straylight but I try to recruit people to whichever Duchy seems most appropriate instead of just my own. It doesn't make the new guy feel as popular but it just seems more fair to me.

So about the question at hand... how about Goldshire? There's sure to be a place for your tavern in the verdant countryside, and I'm sure the Duke would appreciate a fresh citizen when his fief was only so recently reinstated.

I was more after propositioning him as dinner rather than seeking to recruit him...

Bad Kaiser! No eating immigrants! * shakes finger, considers joining rebellion *

Sorry, did I say *as* dinner? I meant surely *to* dinner. In Raynor's Keep. As a guest.

"How to cook Human"

"How to cook for Humans"

"How to cook forty humans"

"How to cook for forty humans"

"How to cook crazy radicals who like to cook Humans"

I'm thinking about my location. Then I upgrade the menu with the characteristic feed for this country.

Don't even think about touching the sheep...

Oh yea, of course, I offer a special menue point, the sheep-filled-snake.
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/p ... _sheep.jpg

"How to cook crazy radicals who like to cook Humans"

"How to cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"

"How to cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"

"How to cook Cooks who cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"... are we done yet... said the narrator as he slowly cooked over the hot coals of his own conceit...

Yardistan is best. We get to legally rebel at any time.

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:

"How to cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"

"How to cook Cooks who cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"... are we done yet... said the narrator as he slowly cooked over the hot coals of his own conceit...

"How to cook for forty five cooks who cook for forty crazy radicals who like to cook for forty thousand humans.

Leo Dine wrote:Don't even think about touching the sheep...

The great thing about sheep is if you herd them to the edge of a cliff, they push back!

Whatever next? Reach-arounds for Ovines by means of a Shepherd's crook?

The ISI is watching... Seriously. Don't touch em.

ISI is a rogue and evil organization that must be purged.

Sancho Poncho wrote:Hello Senoiores, I want to join you. Where is my passport, please?

Welcome back

Approved! Welcome.

Btw, Kildare is an interesting Duchy...

Join Elwynn - add to the cumulative insanity.

screw you and your meme generator, that site is a scourge upon the internet

i would have a couple interesting points for Straylight, but I have to agree with Ari about it being silly