Shireroth

I was sitting in my study in Brookshire Hamlet and thought to myself, why should everyone else have all the fun? Therefore, I declare all of the Duchy of Brookshire to be in rebellion against the Kaiser, and I call upon Goldshire to join in this cause.

Uhh...

*keeps his half of Goldshire out of this*

Worry not my baron, the other half is staying out of it too.

Goldshire has sworn the duchy oath of loyalty to Kaiser Aurangzeb, and that is not a promise we break easily. Like it or not, Kaiser Aurangzeb IS the legal ruler of this country via the rites of succession and the iimperial bloodlines. Goldshire will not rebel against him simply because it is popular. I am sorry Duke Tosha, my friend, but this is a path that we cannot follow you down. I urge you to reconsider, for all our sakes.

Meh, who gives a fuck? Everyone seems to have forgotten some things here and there. Which brings me to...

I wish to remind everyone of the difference between rebellion and treason. Read the LawBook.

True enough, but since nobody is rebelling in the name of Loki IV, I support Kaiser Aurangzeb. (OOC: Besides Ardy is very creative, and things should be fun to watch.

Malliki, does Section Four of my new Articles proposal allay your concerns?

Looks like a good rebellion, although a bit formalised. Not very Yardistani.

That's because it's not a Yardistani rebellion. My way is a TRUE Yardistani rebellion (in an age of rebellion, a succession is the new rebellion), but I can play ball.

Monty Crisco is pleased.. and refers to itself in the third person... LET"S DO THIS!

Wait, I've resigned as Steward.

BROOKSHIRE REBELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!

Language, please? What would your Aunt say?

If she is my Great-niece and you are her nephew, then you're my great-great nephew?!

(This immortality has it's confusing side....)

She would cheer me on.

If I were still ruler of K'Tzuni I'd certainly do another declaration of patriotic and royalist succession.
The Provisional Free State of K'Tzuni lasted just over 24 hours last time. Maybe now we can make it to 48!