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Imperial Decree 399: Steward & Stuff
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:54 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
Imperial Decree 399: Concerning the Stewardship, the Succession & Monty Crisco
1. Malliki Tosha is hereby appointed Steward of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth;
2. Leo Dine is designated heir to the Mango Throne should anything *unfortunate* happen to me in the meantime;
3. Monty Crisco's revolt will continue to be tolerated and occasionally fired upon provided that piano hurling trebuchets play a pivotal role.
Signed by my hand this Somnisday the 26th Anandjan 3730 ASC
Re: Imperial Decree 399: Steward & Stuff
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:58 am
by Erik Mortis
*Hurls a piano at Shirekeep with a trebuchet*
Re: Imperial Decree 399: Steward & Stuff
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:00 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
*Replies with a steaming dead cow on the reverse trajectory*
Re: Imperial Decree 399: Steward & Stuff
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:02 pm
by Erik Mortis
*has a tanner in biohazzard gear clean up the mess, skin the cow, tan it and make a nice leather chair out of it*
I have just begun to rebel!
*sitting from his new chair*
FIRE ANOTHER VOLLEY!
Re: Imperial Decree 399: Steward & Stuff
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:28 pm
by Jacobus Loki
(The Ice Cream men are confused)