Messenger of the gods
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:33 pm
Things had been comparatively quiet in the Kaiser's court of late. The Second Council on Gralus had finished and people had returned to their homes or preparations. News was that the Nelagan Hope had made the jump into Gralus yesterday. No word had come on the Kaiser's attempt into hell yet, and with trouble brewing on the borders of old Goldshire, perhaps he would never leave. But there was one person who was very concerned that the Kaiser leave, and soon. It was someone who hadn't been at the Second Council because he'd had more important things on. But now those things were finished, and he had to tell the Kaiser ... now.
Cla'Udi, the venerable Melangian, acting-Baron of Atterock in the continued absence of Andreas the Wise, rumoured to be the leader of the Time Revisionists, and, of course, a bit slow on his feet now he was pushing 70, tried to hurry up the steps into the Kaiser's Court. But before he was even up two of them, the guards at the top had come down.
"Where do you think you're going?" one asked him, with a sneer. Cla'Udi sighed as he looked at the guard's rank, and realised it was someone employed by the MoMA. The Khan had a habit of employing a certain type of gentleman as a guard ... and these gentleman tended to be unimpressed by spirited explanations of why the world would be in danger if someone wasn't let through immediately, and much more responsive to gold. Unfortunately, Cla'Udi had nothing on him, having spent it all on taxi fares from Shirekeep to the beach and back in between now and the First Council. Why did the capital have to be so far from the ocean?
"I seek an audience with the Kaiser, on a matter of some divine urgency," Cla'Udi said.
"The Kaiser's busy," the first guard said.
"The Kaiser's always busy," his partner added.
"It's precisely because he's busy that I need to see him, to give him something for his mission," Cla'Udi said.
"Mission?" the guard asked. "What's this about a mission."
"Historically unverify it," Cla'Udi cursed to himself. He'd forgotten that people outside the Council wouldn't know what was going on. He decided to try for pulling rank.
"Sorry, its on a need to know basis. If the Kaiser hasn't entrusted you with that information, it's not my place to tell you. Just let me through to see him."
It would have worked if he were a 10 foot Chelkran. But as an old, 5 foot Melangian, the guards weren't impressed.
"He thinks we're not important enough," the guard said to his companion.
"La dee dah," said his companion. "My wife thinks she can sing, but it doesn't mean she can."
Cla'Udi could see he was rapidly losing control of the situation. If only he'd had more time to prepare ...
As soon as the thought crossed his mind, he saw himself walking up the steps, behind the guards. He'd just have to distract them for a moment longer while he slipped through; then go into an alleyway and travel back in time a few minutes to come through now. Cla'Udi decided for something that would attract the guards full attention. He flashed the ring he wore, which identified him as a servant of Sakat. "I hadn't realised the capital had become so apostate, that guards would stop a messenger of the gods trying to talk to the Kaiser."
It had the desired effect. "Mate, there are so many gods out there these days, every man and his dog could be a priest for all I care," said the first guard. "We're not letting you through this door."
Cla'Udi chanced another glance up. He'd got in and closed the door quietly behind him.
"Well then, I shall bid you good day, gentleman," Cla'Udi said. "I shall have to tell Sakat to record in the history books that his servant failed because the Kaiser's guards wouldn't let him in. Can I just have your names and ages for recording purposes?" He smiled sweetly, but the guards just glared at him. This was the capital. People took slight notice of old priests getting beaten up, and it was hard to hide the body while on duty. Cla'Udi decided not to tempt fate further, and left.
Five minutes later (in personal time), he was walking past the guards while they were busy talking to him, conveniently down on the third step and far away from the door. He hurried past them, closed the door quietly behind them, and then made his way down the corridor. The marvellous thing about the Imperial Palace, like most large institutions, was that after you made it past the door demons, people assumed you were meant to be inside, and were happy to give directions. Even more conveniently, one of the aides recognised Cla'Udi from the first council, and was willing to bring him to the Kaiser.
The Kaiser looked up from his desk as Cla'Udi entered. The Kaiser carefully turned over the papers he'd been looking at, and looked at Cla'Udi. "It's Cla'Udi, isn't it?" he asked. "To what do I owe this unexpected pleasure."
"I have been asked to deliver this to you," Cla'Udi said, handing over a scroll bound with a piece of string. "It's not for you," he added quickly, as the Kaiser was about to open it. "It is for Andreas the Wise, and Andreas the Wise only. Sakat requests that you deliver it."
"What is it?" the Kaiser asked.
"A message from him, your niftiness. I have not looked inside, so I do not know what it contains. But I would guess ... I would guess it concerns the Lost Prophecy."
"Interesting," the Kaiser said, pocketing the scroll to deliver later. "I would have thought the pertinent feature of the Lost Prophecy was that it was lost?"
"Only to us," Cla'Udi said. "Once, it was written down, before it was destroyed. Though history does not record what it says, it was once written down, for anyone to read who was there at the time ..."
The Kaiser nodded his understanding. "Well, give my thanks to Sakat then," he said. Cla'Udi nodded, and left. Now, he should finally be able to return to Melangia ...