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Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:42 pm
by Malliki Tosha
(Split from the Landsraad where alluding to a film director's fondness for buggering school children is deemed to be indecorous)

I'll even introduce this bill if I have to. The Landsraad is deader than Roman Polanski's reputation.

Re: Crown Account Rename Bill

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:44 pm
by Gman Russell
Aw... too soon.

Re: Crown Account Rename Bill

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:56 pm
by Malliki Tosha
As Roman Polanski said to that girl, it's never too soon.

Re: Crown Account Rename Bill

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:05 pm
by Gman Russell
...should I laugh?

Re: Crown Account Rename Bill

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:27 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
No - but you should slap the next celebrity who suggests that directing a few decent films constitutes sufficient grounds for absolving Polanski of raping a 13 year old girl.

Re: Crown Account Rename Bill

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:27 pm
by Allot
This is the Landsraad. Let's limit extraneous information please.

Re: Crown Account Rename Bill

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:29 pm
by Malliki Tosha
I wonder if there's a list? What are you allowed to do if you, for example, make a good song? Maybe some fondling?

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:39 pm
by Allot
Correct, Sir Khan. No Joe Wilson's in THIS Landsraad.

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:51 am
by Malliki Tosha
It was the Front Gate. Or as Roman Polanski would have said, 13-year-old *****.

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:09 pm
by Jacobus Loki
It's a real shame that he wasn't partying with Sharon Tate on a particular night all those year's ago.

He could teach a film class in prison, help those guys learn a trade.

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:06 pm
by Malliki Tosha
I think they already know his particular trade...

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:11 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
He would at least then know what sodomy is like from the receiving end. :yay:

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:12 pm
by Malliki Tosha
Now that would be a fitting education for him.

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:44 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
And that would, as Whoopi so memorably called it, be "rape-rape".

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:09 pm
by Malliki Tosha
But he would be so into it.

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:39 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
And so would the snapped off broom handle...

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:42 am
by Malliki Tosha
Or as Roman Polanski calls it, a pacifier.

Re: Polanski is a Vile Degenerate but Talented with it

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:27 pm
by Käthbad jënRöijanin
the thing that babys suck on?
you mean a pedophile?