Shireroth

Happy tenth birthday to our paradigm of micronationalism! The Apollo Sector has been around for a decade now, nine and a half years of which have included Shireroth. OUR STYLE OF FICTIONAL COUNTRY SIMULATIONS IS NOW EFFECTIVELY A PRIMARY SCHOOL AGE CHILD! WHOA.

Goodbye, goodbye, Prince Isur-Ai. Good day, good day, we'll miss you Ben K. We're sorry, we're sorry, to lose Corey. @$%# off, @$%# off, Hadjimehmetov. And hello, Dr. Spangle! NO, I WILL NOT THINK OF A RHYME FOR YOU, SPANGLE! DO I LOOK LIKE I AM MADE OF TIME? I AM MADE ONLY OF WOOD AND SOLIDIFIED MALEVOLENCE!

Jess has returned, bringing unclaimed backhoes for all our gardening needs. His latest misadventure is an attempt to invade Yardistan, which seems like a no go. Far more welcome there is the now officially returned H4773r 3lfs0n. Surprisingly NOT taking place in Yardistan is the latest Shirerithian rebellion. And congratulations to the Khan of Vijayanagara, elected our new Steward. The Khan will now hold the throne in the totally hypothetical case of the Kaiser passing away of completely natural causes that stick a scimitar in his back while he sleeps. They can be tricky like that, those completely natural causes.

Happy Fiesta de la B0O0/\/\! Happy Glorious Founder Day! Happy Foundation Day! MERRY SLUMPMAS!

No rhyme for me

Evidently I'm not wanted *hears no arguments against such*

darn.

oh well you're stuck with me for now

Hey its me (almost) in charge, what could possibly go wrong/right?

OUR STYLE OF FICTIONAL COUNTRY SIMULATIONS IS NOW EFFECTIVELY A PRIMARY SCHOOL AGE CHILD! WHOA.

There is something internally consistent about that. If Shireroth were a child I would recommend undertaking certain remedial steps to curb its acute dysfunction like sending it to see the school psychologist, or at least locking it in the coal shed at night.

Or just keep it from inhaling the tips of permanent markers.

Or eating them.

Or otherwise internalizing them. This is shireroth after all.