Shireroth

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:38 am**

All territorial borders controlled by the County of Monty Crisco shall remain closed and patrols established. All persons attempting to enter must show proper identification and submit to the inspection of their person and belongings. Cooperation is required for entry. No person is exempt.

Any patrol guard found to be violating these laws shall face jail time or even execution, if their failure results in the entry of hostile persons to the state.

By my hand,
Count of Monty Crisco.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:45 pm**

Erik Mortis wrote:No person is exempt.

I beg to differ.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:59 pm**

No person is exempt....

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:00 pm**

I shall pass through your borders whenever I please without being hassled, good sir.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:12 pm**

I will also claim that right. Anything other will be considered an act of sedition.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:11 pm**

More like rebellion. and you WILL be hassled. It has been ordered. NO exceptions. Not even me.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:25 pm**

I give you one more chance Erik to stop. Your reply to this post will determine what happens.

Posted: **Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:25 pm**

*Goes to the Dolor border*

*jumps into and out of Dolor*

I'm in, I'm out, I'm in, I'm out. Do something about it!

I'm in, I'm out, I'm in, I'm out.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:23 am**

Guards approach.

"Sir, Can I see some papers? And please don't do that."

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:15 am**

Hassle this!

*moons the guards*

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:49 am**

Pushes ice cream cart across border.

"Get you tutsy-fruitsy ice cream!"

Border guards rush over, some with money, some with guns and money.

"One at a time, one at a time!"

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:07 am**

*streaks across the border*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:45 pm**

This might count. As an error. Of. Judgement...

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:09 pm**

*guards detain the duke, check his papers, issue him new ones with a stamp, let him enter the Barony*

*Guards detain Jake, while buying ice cream, issue him new paper and validate his parking.*

Nah.... I think all is just well here of soon to be Steward. It's the Kaiseress you may wanna look into.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:34 pm**

(Dry ice statrs to run out.)

Fudge bars, 1/2 price!

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:40 pm**

mmm.. Now I want brownies... but my gf is out of town and I've almost eaten them all. I want my gf back...

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:55 pm**

I want a gf. Period.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:56 pm**

Decree some girl to be it?

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:03 pm**

Yeah. I mean in reality. The big world, out there.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:04 pm**

GF can easily become wife. That is not a complaint.

Put the positve energy out there.

Smile, dammit.

That's better.

(Leaves plate of frozen brownie sundaes.)

speaking of wife, time to log out.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:27 pm**

Kaiseress Anandja I wrote:I want a gf. Period.

I've got one, damn it! It can't be that hard!

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:59 pm**

It really isn't.. I keep trying to tell mine how much I suck.. but she still keeps me around....

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:04 pm**

Haha, me too.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:33 am**

Message from Yardistan, milord!

The 1st Expeditionary Strike Group from Amity is sailing north, headed for the Brookshirian mainland. Intelligence reports that an entire Marine Regiment is aboard.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:42 am**

Monty Crisco Ports are open. Proper paperwork has been filed.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:52 am**

Umm...

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:06 am**

*Jaws Theme Music*

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:34 am**

[Musica]

Enhanced Air Defence Yamato Class Battleship The Marianas Turkey's Revenge has put to sea on an intercept course towards the 1st Expeditionary Strike Group.

Z019 & Z018 have dispatched Panopticon Horus' to patrol the Modan-Lach and Alexandretta shore.

The Musica Command of the Marechaussee are instructed to "stand to" on a defensive posture.

[Novaya Sorensk]

III./JG 1 (Photo-Recon) has scrambled a PR1 OAH Taifun to guage the force sailing north. II./JG 1 (Air Defence) has dispatched 3 F7 OAH Taifun to provide escort.

I./JG 1 "Kadavergehorsam" to prepare strike package as situation necessitates.

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:13 pm**

*Music goes into crescendo*

Posted: **Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:24 pm**

Oi you... yes you... the one conducting those sheep in a instrumental ensemble... grab a rifle and fall in.

Shireroth

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