Shireroth

Dear friends, I will be on a short LOA until about 18.00 CET (that's 6 pm for you weird Americans) on Wednesday. I might be on once in a while, but don't count on it. I leave the governing of the Republic in the soft and gentle hands of Steward Leo Dine. Don't break it.

The people will be in good hands I assure you. Though "don't break it" is vague enough to have to some fun with.

Not too much fun though, mind you. The MoMA is after all third in command...

Ok, ok... I promise not to blow up anything too important.

Evil plans while the Kaiser is absent: the Senechal will become first in command.

Leo wrote:Ok, ok... I promise not to blow up anything too important.

Blowing up counts as breaking. Try.... "I promise not to massively bend out of shape at a sub-atomic level anything too important."

"What do you mean that one of our missiles might malfunction over Sermolot?"

"Yes sir. That is what the systems are telling us."

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And yes that seems an agreeable compromise my good Khan.

I'm extending the LOA to Friday 00.00 CET.

Leo, decree something cool.

Awww, too late.

Phooey. That's half the fun of being Steward is declaring something whilst the Kaiser(ess) is gone.

Meh didn't have much time on my hands to think of something worthy. Ill start thinking now though for the next opportunity.

I declare that everyone shall be called, "Alice" for the next 24hours. I HAVE SPOKEN!

Leo wrote:Meh didn't have much time on my hands to think of something worthy. Ill start thinking now though for the next opportunity.

Look through Reynardine's Fishday Decrees. You might find some inspiration there.