Shireroth

As the Kaiseress plans to rip from this Duchy one of it's greatest historical and cultural treasures, selling it to the highest bidder, I call upon Yardistan to defend its history and culture from this treachery.

Join me in Open Rebellion against the Kaiseress to keep JASO in Yardistan and keep safe from the clutches of greed and corruption that which is NOT for sale.

Rise up my rebellious brothers of Yardistan, my long removed kin, join me in battle!

Erik, I hereby issue a direct order to you to stop this nonsense. You know the consequences if you don't.

Yardistan invites you to bugger off quietly.

*Starts to sing*

Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons.
Marchons! Marchons!
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons

My offer stands to Yardistan. *buggers off*

Yardistan stands by Kaiseress Anandja I !

I speak for Yardistan, Loki. *duchal SMACKdown*


...and my decision is forthcoming.

(Having been smacked)

OK, but ABSENTIA and Lolz stands by Kaiseress Anandja, nevertheless!

I summon the CAT-FISH Army!
Arglebabaadamner fratz xeel!