Shireroth

I'll be leaving in a few weeks (for Findland. Not Really), and I just wanted to let you know that this is official. The dead me is resigning.

"Goodbye," said Mort. "It's such an unpleasant word, isn't it?"
INDEED. said Death. I PREFER AU REVOIR.

I'll be back!

How much of a head start would you like before I unleash the chain-hounds in pursuit?