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Decree 5

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:46 pm
by Jess
WHEREAS, We need a very very noble order,

Therefore,

I create the Very Annointed Greatfull Inscripted Noble Acheivous Order of Yardistani Knights. (V.A.G.I.N.A Knights)

They have the power to do anything the Duke does in Yardistan (Decrees, Opinions NOT the Landsraad) in a good civilized manner. If the Duke does not like their decisions he may revoke them.

People Appointed to the V.A.G.I.N.A. order are:

Gman Russel
Jacobus Loki
Nick the Yardistani
and Benkern (Bacchus)

Xx

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:52 pm
by Leo Fenrir
Jess wrote:Very Annointed Greatfull Inscripted Noble Acheivous Order of Yardistani Knights. (V.A.G.I.N.A Knights)
Really? :no

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:03 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja I
Woopie, the humor of Jess strikes again... :rolleyes

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:37 pm
by Gman Russell
Hahahahaha, wtf?!

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:54 pm
by Jacobus Loki
I'm just frikkin' embarassed.......

Scott talked about a solution to this..........

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:33 pm
by Ari Rahikkala
This decree is just about the most Yardistani thing that has happened in Yardistan since the next seven or so whiles. I approve wholeheartedly :thumbsup

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:44 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja I
I'm thinking about making Jess the Virgo in Perpetuam, an exclusive award for him only... :rolleyes

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:40 am
by Jonas
It is... very Yardistani...

:D

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:44 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
In that case, I have no choice but to create in Kai-Raikoth the Holy Order of the *takes a deep breath* Jade Encrusted Silver Sword In Starlight Shining Toward Unfathomed Pits' Inky Depths, Attacking Night's Darkness Never Ending; Enduring Death's Silence And Never Obscuring Truth's Heat; Endlessly Reborn In Mystic Perpetuity, Endlessly Reborn In Auroral Light; Spelling Meaningful Acronyms Condemning Kids' Dirty-mouthed Orders With Niftiness.

:angel

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:13 am
by Jonas
Jade Encrusted Silver Sword In Starlight Shining Toward Unfathomed Pits' Inky Depths, Attacking Night's Darkness Never Ending; Enduring Death's Silence And Never Obscuring Truth's Heat; Endlessly Reborn In Mystic Perpetuity, Endlessly Reborn In Auroral Light; Spelling Meaningful Acronyms Condemning Kids' Dirty-mouthed Orders With Niftiness.
JESS IS STUPID AND NEEDS AN OTHER IMPERIAL SMACKDOWN?
What's that for an order? :knife

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:33 am
by Kaiseress Anandja I
I feel... :surprise compelled... :surprise to issue... :surprise an imperial smackdown... :surprise against Scott... :surprise Must... resist... temptation... :evil

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:45 am
by Jonas
I would be honoured to get an Imperial Smackdown, Your Niftiness. :angel :worship

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:14 am
by Kaiseress Anandja I
:shifty

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:33 am
by Gman Russell
Jonas, ugh, you are such a teachers pet! :p

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:46 am
by Jonas
Gman Russell wrote:Jonas, ugh, you are such a teachers pet! :p
Hahaha! :D

Yes, indeed. But maybe I have a reason. :document



Errr. Does anyone know a reason I can use? :knife

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:12 pm
by Jess
You all should be honored.

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:19 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja I
But Jess, do you want the title "Virgo in Perpetuam"? It's open... :rolleyes

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:38 pm
by Jess
I'd rather assign that title to the leader of the V.A.G.I.N.A. Knights.

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 12:41 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja I
Awww... It would have suited you. :D

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:07 pm
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
Jess wrote:You all should be honored.
:sleep

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:13 pm
by Jacobus Loki
I feel a pull from the general direction of Elwyn......

No, done that......

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:32 pm
by Leo Fenrir
Damn fishing line broke...
We'll have to try reeling him in the good old fashion way Allot.
Got any good bait? Insurgency? Rebellion? Bacon?

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:44 pm
by Jacobus Loki
mmmmmmmmm, baaaconnnn..............

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:56 pm
by Leo Fenrir
Its worken Capten!
Quickly pass the fan I'll see if I can't increase the wafting factor by a few notches.

Re: Decree 5

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:15 pm
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
Jacobus Loki wrote:Elwyn
Doesn't that typically have two n's? The only time I see it spelled like that is when it's the town about 40km down the road. :D