Shireroth

Duchal Decree Number Three

Whereas, Yardistan is in need of a competent Duke.

Whereas, I don't want to give up the throne.

Whereas, You get my point.

Therefore,

I Name Bacchus (Benkern) as Steward of Yardistan. He has all the powers of regulating Yardistan when I am unable to, although he may not vote in the Landsraad unless I have been gone at least 2 days. If he screws up, his ass is grass.

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Duchal Decree 4

Whereas, We need a line of succession.

Therefore,

The Yardistani Line of Succession is as follows:

CURRENT DUKE: Jess
1 Steward Bacchus
2 Greg Russell
3 Jacobus Loki

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Also, there shall be a Yardistani Census. Please fill out the following form:

Name:
Barony:
County:
Positions Held:
Awards:
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera)
Positions Wanted inside Yardistan:

If you do not fill out this form within 10 Days (June 5th), all of your statusi will be revoked inside the Duchy.

Xx

Name: Jess Heimer, Duke Yardistan
Barony: Barony of the United Isles
County: Naudia'Diva
Positions Held: Duke, Baron, and Count of my residences
Awards: Goldon Nixon for Redoubt Island Campaign
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera): On Profile
Positions Wanted inside Yardistan:

So your idea of a competent steward is the chap who wants everyone to hack off their err... generative members (that's a c*ck to you Jess) at the moment of frenzied orgiastic ecstasy... tsk, only in Yardistan...

The Khan of Vijayanagara wrote:So your idea of a competent steward is the chap who wants everyone to hack off their err... generative members (that's a c*ck to you Jess) at the moment of frenzied orgiastic ecstasy... tsk, only in Yardistan...

Only in Yardistan- for now.

Thank you for this display of trust Jess. I will do my best to do your reign justice during periods of your absence. As for the census:

Name: Bacchus (named for the god, dontchaknow)
Barony: Vorpmadal
County: Mar Sara
Positions Held: Count of Mar Sara, High Priest of Dionysus
Awards: Golden Nixon, Gold Sword
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera): Profile
Positions Wanted inside Yardistan: I'm content

Name: Greg Russell
Barony: Barony of the United Isles
County: County of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara
Positions Held: Count!
Awards: Alot.
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera): Gmanrussell(aaaat)aol(dooooooot)com
Positions Wanted inside Yardistan:Content for now.

Name: Oroigawa Koreyasu
Barony: Absentia
County: Eastern Absentia
Positions Held: Count
Awards: COD
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera): Check the actual census
Positions Wanted inside Yardistan: Meh, I have 3 other counties, don't particularly need much else.

Name: Jacobus Loki
Barony: BUI I, think......
County: Florencia(?)
Positions Held: most of them
Awards: yes
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera) PM best.

Positions Wanted inside Yardistan: standing on my head in a shalow vat of penne noodles

If you do not fill out this form within 10 Days (June 5th), all of your statusi will be revoked inside the Duchy.

OK.

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Not sure how relevant this is with all the anarchy and stuff, but figuring I'd better fill it out to be on the safe side.

Name: Harvey
Barony: Vorpmadal
County: none
Positions Held: Baron
Awards: probably
E-Mail or other Internet Contact (AIM, MSN, et cetera) flyingislands#hotmail,com
Positions Wanted inside Yardistan: I'm good