Shireroth

I would just like to encourage all Shirerithians to visit the wonderful people in Ashkenatza! If you do, you get a free mango at the border crossing, and some complementary Kosher stuff when you leave.

The rugala is excellent, the lox and bagels are very good.

Stop in at Tzvi's Deli. They enjoy a traveler's tale. Be careful with the schnapps and the sweet wines, they are much more potent than they seem!

....and if you meet a peddler named Yacob, buy something. He accepts erbs.

I have been informed, that as a gesture of good will, all cross-border artillery practice has been suspended with immediate effect. I have responded in kind by instructing the Elwynnbrigaden to refrain from any more reprisal raids to burn down overpriced Kosher restaurants...

Tsk tsk, you're getting soft there Ardy...

Would a day trip to Musica with the intent of setting it afire convince you otherwise?

Oddly enough, no. EVERYONE burns down Musica, it's a friggin' spring break prank now. Hey, just for shits and giggles, lets burn down Musica! OK!

Can we make it a Barbeque? Burn the town, have a party?

Poor Musicans...


*catches himself lighting a building on fire*

DAMNIT!