Ye Gods, A Lion is Steward!
Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 8:11 pm
The Landsraad has elected Leo Dine as Steward of Shireroth. As Scott said, probably record time from immigrant to Steward. The Steward's first act was to get roaring drunk and do unspeakable things to sheep at a party celebrating his office. Good man!
He is also being difficult and making inquiries into space. SPACE BELONGS TO MALARBOR. KEEP OUT!
Jacobus Loki has attempted to flee back to Yardistan, but the Duke and the Brigadgeneral don't really feel like letting him go. STOP MOVING.
Determined to stay in the news at any cost, the Duke of Elwynn has restarted the Elwynnbrigaden, dispelling any image anyone ever had of Elwynn being anything like this guy. Oh well.
MARLEYBORE DEMANDS SACRIFICES OF LITTLE GREEN MEN WHO HAVE RAINBOWS OVER THEIR HEADS.
He is also being difficult and making inquiries into space. SPACE BELONGS TO MALARBOR. KEEP OUT!
Jacobus Loki has attempted to flee back to Yardistan, but the Duke and the Brigadgeneral don't really feel like letting him go. STOP MOVING.
Determined to stay in the news at any cost, the Duke of Elwynn has restarted the Elwynnbrigaden, dispelling any image anyone ever had of Elwynn being anything like this guy. Oh well.
MARLEYBORE DEMANDS SACRIFICES OF LITTLE GREEN MEN WHO HAVE RAINBOWS OVER THEIR HEADS.