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I will destroy you all!

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:52 pm
by Erik Mortis
...With the power of my cereal!

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 4:04 am
by Leo Fenrir
A fearful power indeed. What of milk though? There is nothing more revolting then mushy cereal.
Hmm a weakness?

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:39 am
by Oroigawa Koreyasu
Erik is drunk again! Yay! :party

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 8:22 am
by Malliki
He is? Then everything is as it should be. There are a couple of things that are certain in this world: That the sun will rise and set, that we will all die sooner or later, and that Erik will be drunk in regular intervals.

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 9:12 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
If you see me in my repast
I beseech you not to gasp
Nor to the Police or Social Worker report Me
For the Spirit of my Debaucheries does linger
And with every day now and not yet past
This drink in my hand may be my last

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 11:50 am
by Erik Mortis
I haven't drunk in 2 months, and it was 4-5 month before that time. I actually drink very rarely. Get your facts straight.... this is slander!

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:12 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Actually, with regard to the above, being written and therefore recorded electronically on a server somewhere as well as on the memory cache of anyone who happens to read it, it would be more fair to say this is libel. Slander would be merely the spoken fleeting defamation of your character. Libel on the other hand has a greater degree of permanency. Congratulations. ;)

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:16 am
by Gman Russell
What, Erik is a drunk? *looks around*

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:36 pm
by Maksym Hadjimehmetov
So are most people over eighteen who finally look at their internet hobby, look at themselves, for a fleeting moment, question themselves, then carry on in this addictive yet worrying hobby regardless.
Which leaves me to add- never eat Weetabix and Gin at four in the morning. Not without Tonic, anyway.

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:42 pm
by Erik Mortis
No... I'm not fucking drunk! I was just being silly and weird...

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:56 pm
by Gman Russell
:D We're just kidding Erik, we love you! :love

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:43 pm
by Jacobus Loki
No... I'm not fucking drunk! I was just being silly and weird...

This needs to be rendered into Latin and carved on some public building in Monte Crisco! :document

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 3:50 pm
by Gman Russell
Seconded!

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 6:40 pm
by Jacobus Loki
.... non connubialis conventus madidus! EGO eram iustus res leviculus quod fatum......

(Getting my chisel.....)

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:06 pm
by Malliki
Jacobus Loki wrote:.... non connubialis conventus madidus! EGO eram iustus res leviculus quod fatum......
Now paint that one hundred times. And don't ever do that again!

Re: I will destroy you all!

Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:22 pm
by Jacobus Loki
:D :thumbsup